Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Wolf Urine Amazon.com has released their list of “Bad Valentines Day Gifts” – comprised of things sold through the online-mega-mall. It’s freakin’ hilarious. Some of my personal faves… 32 oz Bottle of Wolf Urine, A Whole Fresh Rabbit and 2 Cases of Praying Mantis Eggs Hey honey! Are you reading this? Get ready for romance tomorrow!