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Theriffic Thursdays

Yeah, I know. Phreaky Phriday is only one day away. But I can’t wait. I just can’t…

From recent discussions, most of us agree that Saturday Night Live is getting better. Like, way better. I Tivo’ed last weeks episode (with host Molly Shannon), and finally sat down to watch it yesterday. Best Episode In A Long Time…

But the bit that absolutely killed me was “MacGruber” – the 3-part MacGyver-esque short. Ohmygod, so good….

Phreaky Phriday – I Love The World

Sometimes, everything just works like it should….

“Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.”

Phreaky Phriday – Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

In keeping with the action star theme, I present the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator. (Keep refreshing for new facts) A few examples of the facts generated:

“Kevlar is made out of Chuck Norris’s beard.”

“Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus at least twice a day.”

“Chinese women gargle a mixture of panther blood and Chuck Norris’s pubic hair to insure that they conceive male children.”