Yeah, I know. Phreaky Phriday is only one day away. But I can’t wait. I just can’t…
From recent discussions, most of us agree that Saturday Night Live is getting better. Like, way better. I Tivo’ed last weeks episode (with host Molly Shannon), and finally sat down to watch it yesterday. Best Episode In A Long Time…
But the bit that absolutely killed me was “MacGruber” – the 3-part MacGyver-esque short. Ohmygod, so good….
Sometimes, everything just works like it should….
“Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.”
“Kevlar is made out of Chuck Norris’s beard.”
“Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus at least twice a day.”
“Chinese women gargle a mixture of panther blood and Chuck Norris’s pubic hair to insure that they conceive male children.”
The Steven Seagal Emotion Chart
(via Digital Fog News)
‘Cause I have to do something while I wait for my computer to render stuff….
I mean, c’mon. Look at him.
Holy crap. At what point did the tattoo artist look up at the guy and say, “I’ve made a huge mistake!”
You know how, in most places, the mens restroom has the decor of a monkey cage, while the women’s restroom is a beautiful respite from care and concern? Well, the tables have finally been turned. Men, I give you the worlds best urinal views.
Is it me, or is the cycle of innovate, duplicate, mock-enate getting much faster?
I … just … can’t …
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