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Beat It

It’s the end of the year, time again for student projects. This was done by my Production Techniques class. Everything you hear, all of the instruments, the recording, the mix, everything was done by our students. It was arranged and produced by Sean Beck.


Beat It

This is what we do!

Be Informed About Your Safety!

The US Department of Homeland Security maintains a website called Ready.gov (“Don’t be afraid…BE READY.”), which exists to help businesses and families prepare themselves for disaster. Included on the website is a visual guide, which is supposed to — at a glance — let people know exactly what to do in any given emergency without having to read any pesky words. If you take a few minutes to explore, I think you’ll agree that many of these pictures are (at best) ambiguous.

My friend Christy sent me some of the pictures with her interpretations:

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.

Try to absorb as much radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, you may become sterile.

After exposure to radiation, it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: Watch your head.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. They tend to rub their hands together manically.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.