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Hipster

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“Dude, what are you doing Friday?”

By Zack ⋅ January 8, 2007 ⋅ 8 comments

At least once a day, I get an invite (be it mass or individual) to some “friends” show at some shitty hipster club.
The emails usually read something like this:
Rock out with “The Sincere” Wednesday Night at The Collective Groove in Glendale! We go on at 10PM, following “Super Mario Cuomo”, who totally rock! Be there [...]

Security Pants

By Zack ⋅ April 18, 2006 ⋅ 18 comments

I own a pair of special pants. I call them my security pants. You may be thinking to yourself, “Whoa. I didn’t know that Zack had a leaky bladder. That blows.” Now, there have been days that I’ve been so lazy I’ve actually considered putting some of those on, but, I am not talking about [...]

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