Little Miss Manners

“Unggh Unnnnnngh!”
“Sophia, use your words. I don’t respond to grunts.”
“Momma?”
“Yes, Sophia?”
“Juice Please!”
“Here you go.”
“Thank you.”
(Dance break!)
This brief display of manners has been brought to you by 2 years of relentless consistency on the part of my wife. She has insisted, from the time Sophia started to be able to use words, that she use the [...]