Mike Lee Needs this.
For 120 minutes tonight, the public face of the church was Gerald Martinez and his family. Rough hands and tender heart, reminded me of a certain carpenter.
This is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. I feel physically ill reading this. Yale art student uses her own self-induced miscarriages as art project.
Looks like Darlene Zchesnicks gets to buy another pony. They edited out the word “Jesus”, but at least they kept the key change – that means the Holy Spirit was still able to show up.
Read this awesome review of the Internet from 1995.
I’m absolutely lit about an online todo list site, rememberthemilk.com
This is mainly for Aly. David Sedaris delivers a pizza.
Recently said to me: Them, “You got a new car? What kind did you get?” Me, “A silver Jetta.” Them, “Oh, I guess I didn’t realize you were a sorority girl!”
Democratic Primary Season? Not over yet!
My favorite new joke is to accuse students who write left-handed of cheating. “Why else would you write that way, if you didn’t have something to hide?”
Yes, I’m tweaking today. Don’t be alarmed. It’s not the crystal meth kind of tweaking.
If you notice that this blog uses less buzz-words these days, it’s because the Holignet.org site has used them all up. All of them. Every single one. And in the end, I don’t think even they know what they’re intending to say.
Yet another reason why LA rocks – we have the best tap water in the world. Delicious. Really!
The 90′s are officially over.
Sam Adams, I raise a pint in your honor. That’s a solid.