Tag Archives: asides

sorority chicks

Recently said to me: Them, “You got a new car? What kind did you get?” Me, “A silver Jetta.” Them, “Oh, I guess I didn’t realize you were a sorority girl!”

lefty no -trusty

My favorite new joke is to accuse students who write left-handed of cheating. “Why else would you write that way, if you didn’t have something to hide?”

holigent

If you notice that this blog uses less buzz-words these days, it’s because the Holignet.org site has used them all up. All of them. Every single one. And in the end, I don’t think even they know what they’re intending to say.