“Dude, what are you doing Friday?”

At least once a day, I get an invite (be it mass or individual) to some “friends” show at some shitty hipster club.
The emails usually read something like this:
Rock out with “The Sincere” Wednesday Night at The Collective Groove in Glendale! We go on at 10PM, following “Super Mario Cuomo”, who totally rock! Be there [...]