Tag Archives: 1984

You Kids Get Off My Lawn!

… and take your skateboards with you.

You punk kids don’t even know what real skateboarding is, what with your rail grinds and your skateboarding videogames. Let me tell you, back in the day, we had some real skaters, guys who could flip and twist for days, and do it all while wearing vaugely homo-erotic denim short shorts! Learn some respect, you youngsters!

And get off my lawn!