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PhPh: Don’t Talk Back to Darth Vader, He’ll Getcha!

new nickname

You call him Stick. I call him Brian. But one of his new clients wrote today and called him a “telented mofo.” Yes, telented.

My husband, my beloved, my telented mofo.

(To all you single gals, my telented mofo is from the midwest. Apparently, the midwest has all the best mofos. So yeah, you might want to get your Michigan on.)

New Church Mission Statement

First Covenant Church of Visalia has a new missions statement:

First Covenant Church exists for the passion and purpose of inspiring, discipling, equipping and sending out Christ followers with the destiny of transforming the world to the glory of God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, and fostering a graceful yet convicting church environment in which people of all faith experiences and backgrounds are molded into the image and reflection of Christ, together creating a God-honoring community of authentic worshipers deliberately focused on reaching their community, the nation, the next generation of believers and the world through missions works, innovative programs and prayer.

from Lark News.

Safety First!

I know it’s not Phriday, but this is too important to wait. I know may of you out there in reader land have young children, and you may not know the proper care and feeding of younglings. Presented here for your benefit, a handy printable safety guide for proper childrearing.

huh huh. I said rear.

child safety

Phreaky Phriday: Grand Central Freeze