An Open Letter to My Productivity

Dear Productivity,
It is with great sadness that I must announce the following statement: As of today, September 25, 2007, I am hereby terminating our long-running relationship.  Today, Halo 3 was released.
Throughout the years, you’ve been there for me countless times. From the 9th Grade history reports that were started 3 hours before they were due, [...]

Birf-Day Shenanaginz

Ally totally stole my thunder. But that’s fine. No, really. I’m really OK with it. I’m not bitter.    :)
Here’s the deal: Next month I turn 30. I hate it. It’s awful, really. But I’m burying my 20’s in the desert, in high style, albeit a month early. Sara and I, and a few other [...]

Circular Argument

Hooty McDeal

Woot is a website that sells one thing each day, until it sells out, or until it expires after a 24 hour period. Typically, they sell electronics, computery parts, or gadget-type stuff. They’re super awesome people. They also have a site called Wine Woot, where, predictably, one can buy quartets of old liquid grapes for [...]

Banal Minutia

In my ongoing effort to contribute nothing more to this blog than slightly psychotic rants about themeparks, heavily-biased music reviews, and photos of midgets, I give you…

My new car. A 2003 Ford Focus SVT. (SVT means Special Vehicle Team. Yes, I am now a superhero. Basically, it means the car goes like stink) The Scion [...]