So, a few weeks ago, ARK music productions unleashed what is, unarguably, the worst pop song ever inflicted upon a listening public. That song is called “Friday”. It has been watched by 34 million people. 34 million.
What I offer here is a bit of musical sorbet, a palate cleanser if you will, to remove the fetid taste of bubblegum ice cream from your mouth. Here are the days of the week, as they deserve to be songified.
How did The Cure not make the “Friday” list?
youtube link
They did, but I couldn’t embed the official video, so I threw up a screen cap and linked it.
I’m editing it now with your link.
oops – yours doesn’t link either – I’m pulling it out.
Bless you for this, Michael.
Well done. I definitely feel better.
God bless you. Palate cleansed.
I was expecting “Saturday In The Park”, and yet the Cat Stevens is was a nice surprise.
I’ve actually pondered the use of calendar time in lyrics, mainly because James Taylor has songs entitled “Valentine’s Day”, “September Grass”, and “October Road”. Is there a benefit in being this specific?
(He also has Walking Man, Frozen Man, and Handy Man… as well as specific locations such as Carolina, Mexico, and Belfast to Boston… but now I’m getting to a pretty distant topic from your original post.)
I think it is a useful device, to name months or places or days of the week. It taps into our latent identification of those places.
On the David Bowie song, Thursday is the perfect metaphor for feeling stretched out, past the start but not at the end, middle life feeling.
Read the rest here. It’s … awesome.
I just can’t look away from this trainwreck. Here’s the acoustic version.
And a bad lip-reading version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
Public service announcement: In case you don’t make it to 1:24 of the acoustic version, she forgets the words. Oh, how I love to hate this song.
How did that author get from “Yeah” to slavery in one sentence?!
That’s how we academics roll!