Are Bad Excuses a “Flu-like Symptom”?

Dear Students,

If you’re planning to ditch my class, not turn in any homework, then show up to the study session for the exam only to realize that you don’t know any of the material and are doomed to fail, decide to email me to let me know that you’ve had the swine flu and have been bed-ridden for the past two weeks and can you please take the exam late, please take just a minute to modify your facebook account to remove photos of you drinking heavily with friends for 5 consecutive nights last week.

Love,
Your Professor

P.S. Seriously?

drinky-drinky-no-more-thinky

13 thoughts on “Are Bad Excuses a “Flu-like Symptom”?

  1. Chad

    Awesome. I love it.

    Dear students… if you need some photos or video of Professor Lee in compromising positions, please alert us here.

  2. michael Post author

    And, if I may clarify,

    NO GRANT MONEY WAS USED TO FUND ANY OF THE COMPROMISING POSITIONS THAT THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE (BUT THERE TOTALLY ARE) PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF.

  3. Zack

    Ohmygod. I love it. Don’t be too hard on ‘em, Mike. Remember, they’re only music majors.

    And if anyone is interested in seeing some VERY compromising photos of Michael Lee at my Vegas Bachelor Party, please email me. If I recall correctly, I think someone has video of him stumbling through the Bellagio hallways around 4am.

  4. sharolyn

    Thank you for asking. It was incredible. In many ways, like a dream. For instance, at one point I was on in a lounge chair, half-reading/half-dozing, and a man in a polo shirt an shorts asked me if I would like a tiramisu martini. That doesn’t happen to me a lot in my life’s usual path. I’m going to go with never.

    And THEN… we all got the “swine flu”. :D

  5. Daniel Semsen

    I wish I could have heard the conversation that went down between you and these ladies…

    As a non-confrontational-person-that-confronts-when-they-absolutely-must-but-doesn’t-like-it type of guy, I would have enjoyed the crap out of it. GO MIKE. GO MIKE!

  6. Alex W

    Point of information: I’m really curious about the Glade Apple Cinnamon aerosol spray in the photo. I like that stuff.

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