Ebert on Transformers
Roger Ebert did not like Transformers 2.
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
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That’s two giant thumbs up Michael Bay’s arse.
I think Rog has gotten better and better since not being able to talk. I don’t mean that sarcastically, actually—or mean-spiritedly. His prose just sings now, full of word-pictures and senses-tingling description.
I forwarded this review to friends and family. A great read.
An accurate review. Loves me some Ebert.