Are you kidding? There’s no celebrating yet. We’re so used to losing that we’ve been shuffling around mumbling to ourselves that the numbers must be a fluke (Consider the Bradley effect!), and lying awake at night wondering if McCain’s wackiness is a tactic (strategy? no, tactic) of some kind.

I’m declaring my vote to be in sudden-death overtime.

Instead of a goal instantly winning the game, however, in this sudden-death overtime, whomever actually directly answers a question from the moderator instantly gets my vote.

GO!

No kidding. It’s been pretty ridiculous.