30 thoughts on “The Big 3-3

  1. Gretchen Post author

    Happy Birthday Michael my love. I hope you have a great day!
    This was supposed to go up at midnight last night. I’m lame at posting. Oh well. Better late than never!

  2. Zack

    Holy shit, you’re older than I thought. If you’re not watching “Murder She Wrote” and going to bed at 8PM tonight, we should get our drink on. (I still have a certain gifted bottle of 12-year scotch) You know my number – you can dial it with your rotary telephone machine.

  3. june

    Don’t listen to ‘em Mike…you’re still in the 18-34 box. It all goes downhill once you’re in the NEXT box up…which is still nicer than being in the box that ends with a “+” instead of an actual number….so says my Mom, whose birthday is today as well! Happy, Happy Birthday Mike! Yer cool.

  4. PortcullisChain

    Ah yes, June….in a perfect world, but Mike and I went to the same high school where we were subjected to the drinking water of OXNARD!!!!! That alone is enough to shave 10-15 years from a person’s health. The only saving grace for Mike would be if he immediately started on a strict diet of grilled squirrel droppings and argula to counter the damaging effects.
    -PC

  5. Zack

    Mike, I haven’t heard from you regarding a drink-a-thon tonight. Just Tivo the Golden Girls and get drunk with me.

  6. JC

    Guess I missed it…but Happy Birthday Mike. Listen, I’ve got 20 years on you and I can still keep up with all you young whipper-snappers. You’ve got plenty of good years left. Oops! Gotta go, Bingo night!

  7. Zack

    Gretchen, did you have a chance to talk to Bookers? I lost my entire day because of it yesterday. It was replaced by darkness. Sweet, lazy, couch-coddled darkness.

  8. Chad

    That’s the sad thing about growing up. Back in the day you had a lost weekend… now we only get a lost Wednesday.

  9. michael lee

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I woke up, choked back some coffee, and trotted off to teach class. Was that not your Wednesday experience?

    Zack, what time did you and Rosy cash out?

  10. Chad

    I was up with the kiddies at 7:45am. I napped for about 90 minutes in the morning, and then Zombied my way through the rest of the day.

  11. Zack

    Michael, I call bullshit. If you were teaching class on Wednesday morning, you’re either a liar, or those kids’ parents are wasting their money.

    I cashed out immediately after you guys split. Rosy could have partied on my couch with the cats all night, but I wouldn’t know because I was spinning wildly in my bed. I saw him through foggy, still-drunk 10am eyes, when I stumbled into the bathroom. But to be quite honest, it may have not even been him. He could have invited the homeless dude who lives behind the 7-11 to sleep in my living room, and I wouldn’t have even noticed the difference. I went back to bed, and woke up sometime around 1PM, sans-Rosy, and immediately went to meet a client. (Who’s graciously giving me business, even though I most likely looked and smelled like a full-blown heroin addict during our meeting)

    I agree with Chad – thank God you only turn 33 once.

    PS – when are we doing that again? I’m a masochist, baby. :)

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