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Similie of the Day

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From my 4 year-old daughter: “Mommy, I am so, so sorry. I am as sorry as an airplane.”

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9 comments for “Similie of the Day”

  1. I guess it sorta depends on the airplane.

  2. It makes perfect sense to me. I have, at times, been sorry as an airplane and I therefore feel compelled to extend grace to the little one.

  3. You guys crack me up.

    She lost the Tivo remote, which we still haven’t found. In the moment I felt like it was my life’s last luxury (I have no idea where the girl gets her drama!). But then I remembered the blog. So today, Addison Road is my life’s last luxury.

  4. Well we should definitely throw a party! Let’s see if we can get things started right.

    What the church needs is a more fundamentalists self-image, more “casual service” times, a culture that emphasizes christian accessories over transformed lives, and better websites.

    Home schooling by a stay-at-home mom is the only acceptable form of christian education, just like baby Jesus had.

    Global warming should be embraced by believers as a harbinger of the end times. Don’t be Left Behind!

    Microsoft Windows offers power and flexibility that can’t be matched by Apple of Linux.

    I don’t think we need a national healthcare system, but I think we should tell people that we already have one, just to mess with their heads.

    There, that should be enough material to make this place fun all day long! Merry Xmas, Shardyn.

  5. OMG LOL!
    What is Linux?

  6. Isn’t he Charlie Brown’s friend?

    By the way, Sharolyn - your remote is either:

    1. Inside the folding seat of a bigwheel or other riding toy.
    2. In the silverware drawer
    3. underneath the couch (way under, gotta move the whole thing)
    4. or it went out with yesterday’s trash. Sorry.

    (at least, this is where our remotes end up.)

  7. Bobby,
    Said remote was found at 8:58 Pacific Standard Time.
    The answer was #3, despite us looking there several times before. (It was upside-down, so, black, which didn’t help.)
    Much thanks to Little Tikes’ Zebra flashlight for his help.
    Sharolyn

    PS - I’m as ready to watch TV as a helicopter.

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