Aren’t you supposed to be at a school/professor’s conference thingy?

Oh, and yes, Firefly was an awesome show!

what, I can’t watch movies on my iPhone during diversity awareness training?

I think you should diversify into Battlestar Galactica next.

“Well, Jayne, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”

LOL!

I am a leaf on the wind.

To follow suit with Bobby, I will apply a Michael Scott quote to Mike’s life:

“Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.”

I heart Joss Whedon.

“This is the captain. We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.”

In case you’ve missed this one, here’s one of Joss’s latest projects:
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

I stand alone, on a an island where Joss Whedon makes absolutely no sense.

I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

Zack, that makes you a bad person. A deeply troubled, emotionally stunted person.

Part of it is ex-girlfriend baggage, admittedly. I dated this girl while I was living in New York, who loved designer shoes, ultra-hip bands, and Joss Whedon. Mind you, she had zero sense of self, and every aspect of her “personality” was a finely crafted hipster ruse, designed to cover up her geeky past. Basically, she aligned herself with certain social criteria that I’m convinced she didn’t really care about - all in an effort to look cool.

So I was forced to suffer through countless episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND listen to her drone on about The New Shitty Band Taking Williamsburg By Storm. So I equate Joss Whedon with trucker hats and $700 shoes. Gross.

Zack said: “Mind you, she had zero sense of self, and every aspect of her “personality” was a finely crafted hipster ruse, designed to cover up her geeky past. Basically, she aligned herself with certain social criteria that I’m convinced she didn’t really care about - all in an effort to look cool.”

um… I’m confused… have we dated before?

“The New Shitty Band Taking Williamsburg By Storm” will be the name of our cover project, Zack.

Nice….I love it. How about “Taking Hipsters By Force”?

So when are we gonna do this fabled project, anyway? I’m pumped.

as soon as we raise $10,000, and Ben Harper gets his raggedy ass out of “our” studio!

Mal: “I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I’m an evil, lecherous hump.”

Zoe: “No one’s saying that, sir.”

Wash: “Yeah, we’re pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.”

…pretty sure I’ve had similar situations in certain ensembles at APU…. :P

A tad dirty… but funny nonetheless.

Kaylee: We’re [going] on a year now, I ain’t had nothing ‘twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries.

Mal: Oh, God! I can’t know that!

Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Oh great…

Now I’m that guy. Drop one dirty quote and the whole thread is killed. Great.

Cmon… “twixt my nethers?” That’s funny.

I, for one, am shocked that Cerise hasn’t made an appearance yet on this post!

Mal: “Any friend of Inara’s is a strictly business-like relationship of mine.”