Chris had a few days free at Eldorado, so he called me to come hang out and track weird, bizarre, science-experiment like music, as an excuse to try out playing and mic’ing techniques that we would never, ever suggest in front of actual clients.
Like what, you might ask? We wanted the sound of a pencil scratch while writing on paper, so we auditioned two different vintage mics, an API vs. a Neve preamp, used a $12,000 Fairchild compressor, and did an A/B test between a full-sized pad and a little 1/4 sized pad with only 10 sheets of paper on it.
If anyone wants to know the ideal way to capture the sound of a pencil writing on paper, I know of two very geeky experts in Burbank that you can call.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 10:40 am
A. How did my guitar sound?
B. Am I ever getting it back?
C. What kind of pencil did you use?
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 10:48 am
Zack, I’ll take a stab at answering your questions:
A. Like wind from the nostrils of Zues, himself.
B. Foolish, foolish Zack.
C. A brand new design made from borrowed guitars.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 10:49 am
A. We didn’t end up using it - the whole track ended up being swampy and verby, and the acoustic guitar took it too far outside of the vibe.
B. No.
C. Dixon-Ticonderoga #2. We also tried a paper-mate, but it didn’t have the right amount of grit in the sound.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 11:22 am
what “lead” you guys to perform such an experiment…?
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 11:27 am
The Dixon-Ticonderoga #2 is a stellar choice, Mike. Nice job. Decisions like this are why you obviously make the big bucks.
PS - I am like a ninja. Unreturned guitars will summon my most powerful ninja moves. I’ll creep in to your house, like fog in the night. You’ll wake up, guitar-less, and without pants. Your pets will be stoned, and your kids will have new drum sets. Your wife will feel strangely satisfied and content, but without explanation. The only other evidence of my presence will be the faint odor of Marlboro Lights, and an empty guitar stand. Beware, my friend.
PPS - I suppose I could swing by your house this afternoon and just pick it up.
PPPS - Ninjas, Mike. Ninjas….
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 12:07 pm
The guitar is being guarded by a cadre of pirates. Your ninja skills are thwarted.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 12:08 pm
Roll 3d6 for a saving throw against swashbuckling.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 2:23 pm
Where’s the link? I wanna hear it.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 3:54 pm
Pirates? Sheesh…. Bring it.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 4:37 pm
Unmixed, and unready.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 5:07 pm
I’m sure they need to sharpen up a couple of things first. Write, Mike?
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 7:15 pm
Oh snap!
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 7:51 pm
AWESOME
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 8:02 pm
I’ll call Chris, tell him to get the lead out and hurry up the mixes.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 8:22 pm
I’m sure he’s not too busy to pencil you in. I mean the tracks are done. It’s not like they’re rough sketches or anything…
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 8:38 pm
Number 1, I can’t wait to hear it.
*Number 2*, I’ll check every day ’til it’s posted.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 8:55 pm
wood you guys stop with the awful puns…
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 9:14 pm
don’t worry, this cant run on forever.
July 17, 2008
Thursday at 9:17 pm
was that from the “blue book” of jokes and puns?
July 18, 2008
Friday at 8:22 am
Mike can just erase comments he doesn’t like.
July 18, 2008
Friday at 8:40 pm
Well, I heard the unmixed results of Mike’s experiment. Very very cool. It’s got a dark and powerful Marc Cohn kinda vibe to it.
And I got my guitar back, so I sent the ninja suit to the cleaners.
July 18, 2008
Friday at 10:41 pm
Thanks Zack. And, thank you for the guitar.