We all know it’s fun to do bad things.  Just don’t blow your mannequin’s head off this Independence Day. Keep your mannequin’s safe! Think about the mannequins! THE MANNEQUIN’S!!!!

Video courtesy of the Consumer Products Safety Commission, who’s motto is obviously, “Keeping Mannequin’s Safe From Fireworks Since 1985″.

PS: “Baby Dolls with Sparklers” is a fantastic band name.  

PSS: Mannequins…