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no sleepy

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hot night + bad sleep + broken smoke alarm going off = so long sleep, so long gone.

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4 comments for “no sleepy”

  1. How do smoke alarms always go off in the middle of the night? I think they have a convention in their factory when it’s closed before they get shipped to stores, and this is the first item on their agenda. They’re secretly giggling inside when they decide to sound in the night.

  2. I blame our landlord. Feel free to blame him for your alarms going off too.

  3. Sophia found the stash o’ stogies?

  4. I guess “in her dolly dress up chest” wasn’t the smartest hiding place. I should probably go move the heroin needles and rat poison now too.

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