The Winningest Photo
I don’t know much about this photo. I don’t know anything about it, actually. I just know that, from the moment I saw it, I knew it was a winner. Maybe it’s the jaunty angle of the machine gun. Maybe the fiercely gripped tomahawk in his mouth. The leg-apart stance for maximum on-stage rock-and-roll stability. Or the pimpin’ gold chalice that’s keepin’ in real! Personally, I think it’s the fact that he left his boots on.
So, we all know that this picture is awesome, and is undoubtedly the winner of some obscure online photo contest. My challenge to you, roadkateers, is this:
Give me that name of a photo contest where this would be the winning picture:
(clicky make biggy)
Best example of distractions away from cheap apartment carpet.
-PC
The Clothes Make the Man Photo Contest.
Worst Album Cover for a Collection of Children’s Hymns
The Things Guys Can Do Better than Girls Photo Contest.
Bobby, I strongly disagree. There is nothing in this photo that would not look 50x hotter if done by a woman than by this guy.
Cerise, show him what I mean :-)
He’s clearly cosplaying from the Harry Potter fanfic, Ted Nugent and the Goblet of Fire.
How did you get into my personal photo collection……
Most likely on tour to be a member of Sharolyn’s host home
I’m pretty sure I’m related to that guy.
1st Runner-Up, “Beefcake Calendar” fundraiser for the West Virginia chapter of the NRA.
Now we know what really happened to master chief from halo.
Hmmmm… maybe so Mike. I don’t have much of an imagination so i’ll just take your word for it.
How about the “A Typical Tuesday Evening at the home of Ted Nugent Photo Essay”.
1st Prize: A junior bowhunter badge and vintage loincloth.
“guitarist looking for lynyrd skynyrd cover band. have pro equipment and awesome boots. please call, no email.”
“Least Likely To Get Through Airpot Security” contest.
“America’s Next Top Model”
Imagine the surprise at the Silver and Gold Tea when the new church pictorial directory came out and on the staff page the new worship pastors picture showed him and his g-string.
Alternate Future (Cyberpunk). Rock Stars are the front line fighters against the evil corporate whores. To free hands for more important things (using weapons and drinking your fellow fighter’s health), cybernetic interfaces have been inserted into the rear of musical instruments to insure bitching soundtracks while epic wars are fought. Global warming has led to a constant balmy 83.5 degrees worldwide leading some to shed protective clothing altogether.
-PC
“Uncle Bo Bo the Party Clown – Available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs and weddings. Call now.”
Downbeat Magazine’s Artist of the Year
Guitar Hero Magazine Centerfold
July, 2009
Least Helpful Amicus Curiae brief filed in the Supreme Court case of District of Columbia vs. Heller
(this one is for Phil)
You know what they say about the size of a mans guitar in relation to the size of his gun… Well here is a picture that illustrates it. For those of you I just offended or led astray, please forgive me you have till Sunday to get it right.
I know it says, “Clicky make biggy” under the thumbnail, but do I really want to make it bigger? Of course, that could help the guy’s ego out a big a bit… oh well.
“Least Helpful Amicus Curiae brief filed in the Supreme Court case of District of Columbia vs. Heller”
I think he forgot the briefs.
The Dane Obachowski Rock-a-like Contest
I’ve been on the road with a bunch of teenagers for eight days.
Although I kept light tabs on the blog via a friend’s iPhone, I did not see this post. Tonight, I had a deep, basso profundo, sustained belly laugh that I desperately needed.
I friggen love this place.
We live to serve, Chad.
Sorry, there shouldn’t be a comma there:
We live to serve Chad.
Clarity at last, Mike.
Or,
Clarity, at last Mike.
Or?
Clarity at, last Mike?
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