I don’t know much about this photo. I don’t know anything about it, actually. I just know that, from the moment I saw it, I knew it was a winner. Maybe it’s the jaunty angle of the machine gun. Maybe the fiercely gripped tomahawk in his mouth. The leg-apart stance for maximum on-stage rock-and-roll stability. Or the pimpin’ gold chalice that’s keepin’ in real! Personally, I think it’s the fact that he left his boots on.
So, we all know that this picture is awesome, and is undoubtedly the winner of some obscure online photo contest. My challenge to you, roadkateers, is this:
Give me that name of a photo contest where this would be the winning picture:
(clicky make biggy)
portcullischain 9:58 am on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Best example of distractions away from cheap apartment carpet.
-PC
aly hawkins 10:21 am on 25 June 2008 Permalink
The Clothes Make the Man Photo Contest.
michael lee 10:30 am on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Worst Album Cover for a Collection of Children’s Hymns
Bobby 1:18 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
The Things Guys Can Do Better than Girls Photo Contest.
michael lee 1:26 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Bobby, I strongly disagree. There is nothing in this photo that would not look 50x hotter if done by a woman than by this guy.
Cerise, show him what I mean :-)
Michael Kelley 1:52 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
He’s clearly cosplaying from the Harry Potter fanfic, Ted Nugent and the Goblet of Fire.
Karen 2:36 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
How did you get into my personal photo collection……
sharolyn 3:29 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Most likely on tour to be a member of Sharolyn’s host home
corey 3:55 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
I’m pretty sure I’m related to that guy.
michael lee 4:15 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
1st Runner-Up, “Beefcake Calendar” fundraiser for the West Virginia chapter of the NRA.
Leonard 5:53 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Now we know what really happened to master chief from halo.
Bobby 6:52 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
Hmmmm… maybe so Mike. I don’t have much of an imagination so i’ll just take your word for it.
How about the “A Typical Tuesday Evening at the home of Ted Nugent Photo Essay”.
1st Prize: A junior bowhunter badge and vintage loincloth.
the ben 11:53 pm on 25 June 2008 Permalink
“guitarist looking for lynyrd skynyrd cover band. have pro equipment and awesome boots. please call, no email.”
michael lee 7:32 am on 26 June 2008 Permalink
“Least Likely To Get Through Airpot Security” contest.
Gretchen 7:55 am on 26 June 2008 Permalink
“America’s Next Top Model”
Leonard 8:00 am on 26 June 2008 Permalink
Imagine the surprise at the Silver and Gold Tea when the new church pictorial directory came out and on the staff page the new worship pastors picture showed him and his g-string.
portcullischain 10:50 am on 26 June 2008 Permalink
Alternate Future (Cyberpunk). Rock Stars are the front line fighters against the evil corporate whores. To free hands for more important things (using weapons and drinking your fellow fighter’s health), cybernetic interfaces have been inserted into the rear of musical instruments to insure bitching soundtracks while epic wars are fought. Global warming has led to a constant balmy 83.5 degrees worldwide leading some to shed protective clothing altogether.
-PC
C Kent 1:47 pm on 26 June 2008 Permalink
“Uncle Bo Bo the Party Clown – Available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs and weddings. Call now.”
sharolyn 3:36 pm on 26 June 2008 Permalink
Downbeat Magazine’s Artist of the Year
harmonicminer 9:08 am on 27 June 2008 Permalink
Guitar Hero Magazine Centerfold
July, 2009
michael lee 9:15 am on 27 June 2008 Permalink
Least Helpful Amicus Curiae brief filed in the Supreme Court case of District of Columbia vs. Heller
(this one is for Phil)
Leonard 10:06 am on 27 June 2008 Permalink
You know what they say about the size of a mans guitar in relation to the size of his gun… Well here is a picture that illustrates it. For those of you I just offended or led astray, please forgive me you have till Sunday to get it right.
C Kent 12:47 pm on 27 June 2008 Permalink
I know it says, “Clicky make biggy” under the thumbnail, but do I really want to make it bigger? Of course, that could help the guy’s ego out a big a bit… oh well.
harmonicminer 5:05 pm on 27 June 2008 Permalink
“Least Helpful Amicus Curiae brief filed in the Supreme Court case of District of Columbia vs. Heller”
I think he forgot the briefs.
James 5:35 pm on 27 June 2008 Permalink
The Dane Obachowski Rock-a-like Contest
Chad 12:37 am on 28 June 2008 Permalink
I’ve been on the road with a bunch of teenagers for eight days.
Although I kept light tabs on the blog via a friend’s iPhone, I did not see this post. Tonight, I had a deep, basso profundo, sustained belly laugh that I desperately needed.
I friggen love this place.
michael lee 8:13 am on 28 June 2008 Permalink
We live to serve, Chad.
michael lee 8:14 am on 28 June 2008 Permalink
Sorry, there shouldn’t be a comma there:
We live to serve Chad.
Chad 9:32 am on 28 June 2008 Permalink
Clarity at last, Mike.
Or,
Clarity, at last Mike.
Or?
Clarity at, last Mike?
Friday GameDay! The Winingest Photo International Version | Addison Road 9:25 am on 22 August 2008 Permalink
[...] to tomfoolery and such, it’s today. Following up on the wild success of our last “The Winningest Photo” contest, I present to you the new and improved International version of The Winningest [...]