My favorite new joke is to accuse students who write left-handed of cheating. “Why else would you write that way, if you didn’t have something to hide?”
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to hid?
fixed.
jerk.
I know! My shifty six year-old is definitely trying to hide something.
I eat and shoot left. But I write and throw right. I’m semi-shifty.
Chad, ambidexterity is a sign of genius. But you already knew that, didn’t you?
Really?
I didn’t know that. Swear. I’ve never really thought of myself as ambidextrous. Seem like the writing and throwing were the bigguns.
I type with BOTH hands… if you know what I mean.
Beth (Mrs. Corey) is a lefty freako. She writes, eats, sews, irons, and cooks left handed (and barefoot). But all the athletic stuff (like kicking my ass for misogynistic humor) is all right handed.
I scolded our three kids early for any lefty business and I refused to allow any of Beth’s lefty freako propaganda to infiltrate the way I bring up the chirren.
Well played.
Everyone knows left is bad, which is why Baby Jesus has officially endorsed Ron Paul.
Ben would always try to pick up a guitar left-handed, until I tied it behind his back. He’s fine now.
That’s some good parenting, right here in this thread.
Can’t breathe…
Just take a deep breath, and repeat, “Right is right. Right is right. Might makes right, and Barack Obama is the anti-Christ.”
20 to 30 years later, you’ll feel just fine.
I thought Oprah was the anti-Christ.
Hmmm… this could be why she is endorsing him.
Clarification: I couldn’t breathe for laughing, not outrage.
Oh.
Speaking of Barack Oprahma Winfrey, did anyone see the SNL Weekend Update this past weekend where Tina Fey got a little dig in there? I loved her (Fey) just a little more after that. If you didn’t see it… then… well… carry on.
Chad, I still laughed…
…from Latin sinistr-, sinister on the left side, unlucky, inauspicious..
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Quite right, JC. [nods sagely]
Way to not be baited, Cerise… :)
I only get foamy-mouthed when sexists really MEAN it. Otherwise I’m a chill bear. Sort of.
Crap…. you found me out.
You can’t still change my grade after 2 years, can you?