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6 Responses to “geico prayer”

1. 1 Gretchen
   16 February 2008 at 12:02 am

   ah, the perfect helpmeet.

2. 2 michael lee
   16 February 2008 at 12:09 am

   So, Gretchen and I were trying to figure out how to spell helpmeet, and in consulting THE INTERNETS, I ran across this. Cerise, you may want to sit down.

3. 3 sharolyn
   16 February 2008 at 3:50 pm

   Help Meet… so many… quotes… speechless…

   “If you are blessed to be married to a strong, forceful, bossy man, as I am, then it is very important for you learn how to make an appeal without challenging his authority.”

   “Some of you are married to men who are shakers, changers, and dreamers. These men get the entire family upset about peripheral issues, such as: do we believe in Christmas? Should we use state marriage licenses? Should a Christian opt out of the Social Security system?”

   “And once you get it into your head that your husband does not have to be “right” for you to follow him, you will FINALLY be able to say “bye bye” to your overwrought parents, even when they are screaming that you are married to a crazy man.”

   “Greatness is a state of soul, not certain accomplishments.”

   Okay, just one more…

   “Winston Churchill, George Patton, and Ronald Reagan are examples of dominant men. … (This type of man is) known for expecting their wives to wait on them hand and foot.”

4. 4 michael lee
   16 February 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Yeah, I thought that might stir up some crap.

   Speaking of which, Sharolyn, do you have your husband’s permission to be on the internet?

5. 5 Chad
   16 February 2008 at 4:22 pm

   “Young saplings…”

   awesome.

6. 6 June
   17 February 2008 at 9:44 am

   And to think: trees gave their lives for the paper that is printed on.