PhPh: Slinky Dance Guy Just Served You!

13 Responses to “PhPh: Slinky Dance Guy Just Served You!”


  1. 1 Stick

    That’s pretty cool.

  2. 2 Cerise

    I spent most of my first viewing trying to figure out where the human could possibly BE in that costume. That’s way cool. Weird ending.

  3. 3 Portcullischain

    That was disturbing to say the least.

    OT

    Michael…..your bio on this website is incorrect. I know for a fact that you didn’t graduate from Cam High. Are you ashamed of your spanish heritage? Own up to the truth or I will post your senior photo for everyone’s amusement.

  4. 4 michael lee

    I didn’t write it - Chad did.

    And also, who is this?

  5. 5 Portcullischain

    responded to your email.
    -PC

  6. 6 Cerise

    50 points for creeping out Michael.

  7. 7 Zack

    100 points for creeping out everyone, ever. Ewww….

    As for this video, I feel a little sick, actually. Kinda gross.

  8. 8 Cerise

    You’re right, Zack. PC creeped me out a little, too.

    Mike, have you received satisfaction from this person? Is it OK for me to ask that?

  9. 9 michael lee

    PC is a stalker from my past, but as near as I can tell, a harmless one. We’ve been emailing back and forth, and I don’t know who he is quite yet, but:

    1. He has a kid in Boy Scouts
    2. He’s part of an Apache Webserver Users Group in Ventura County
    3. He knows Trevor Carpenter
    4. He has a deep and abiding hatred for Microsoft IIS

    All of this adds up to “not a threat.”

  10. 10 Cerise

    Except the Boy Scouts part.

  11. 11 michael lee

    Ummm … you know I was an Eagle Scout, right?

  12. 12 Cerise

    Yeah, totally. I was just taking the piss out of you. Eagle Scout - that’s like being a teenager in the Boy Scouts, right? You couldn’t be a Boy anymore, and I don’t think they have Man Scouts. You had to get hella badges to qualify, am I right?

    My Ramon was a Royal Ranger in the AOG Church. He achieved National Royal Ranger of the year his Junior year in High School. You should see the man start a fire.

  13. 13 Sharolyn

    I’ve known a few eagle scouts. They have:

    -grabbed my head and put it under the water faucet when I accidentally switched the bottles of saline and hydrogen peroxide (a doctor gave them to me in similar bottles, so I claim he was the idiot)

    -helped us to safety when my sister-in-law passed out at the wheel on the freeway (I was the only passenger)

    -became a fireman

    -rescued two beautiful damsels in distress at a “second location” in Pennsylvania

    -hit his brother on the head with a mallet

    Two of those were Mike.

    What if Slinky Dance Guy is performing for needy people and is only trying to get a merit badge?

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