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wild kingdom

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Lion vs. Water Buffalo vs. Croc - not for young kids.

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16 comments for “wild kingdom”

  1. is there supposed to be a link here? Or is it more of a philosophical question?

  2. I’m not sure I’ll watch it…but Corey, your comment made me laugh really hard. thx.

  3. I watched it. So, the baby buffalo survived, right?! (Yeah, I’m a girly girl…I’m wearing all pink right now too. So, shut it.)

  4. I don’t want to give away the ending, but YOU GO!!!!!!!!

    That was quite emotional.

  5. Can’t you just see it? All those Water Buffalo’s sitting around a fire that night, drinking a cold one telling stories about the look in the lions eyes when the horns came at him. In the lion camp those lions blaming each other for the one that got away, saying what they would have done if they didn’t have water in their eyes from Crocodile splashes.

  6. wait- I’m kind of a wuss and I turned it off… there’s a happy ending??

  7. Not for the hungry hungry lions and crocs there isn’t. They all die of starvation in the sequel.

  8. No way I’m watching this. I go to Cute Overload for my animal fix. Corey, you made me laugh, too.

  9. Cerise - It’s worth it. The cute one makes it!

  10. Do ANY ANIMALS suffer and/or perish in this film?

  11. Oh there’s suffering, but I think all the perishing happens off-screen, as Mike mentioned, as the Lions and Crocs fail to eat.

    It’s like an A-Team episode: Lots of shooting but no blood.

  12. GI Joe was that way too. I miss the days of getting riddled with .50 Cal gunfire and being able to scream “Yo Joe” before heading back to the secret base for a warm glass of milk.

    /hijack

  13. Corey, you’re a very complex man, aren’t you? Yes…

  14. I’d say no, seeing how I laughed out loud at the “cooking with pooh” post. I mean, c’mon?!? It’s POO, right? Get it? Pooh? POO?

    *you still don’t get it? okay then. Here, pull my finger.

  15. Oh…oh god. I am SUCH an idiot. An idiot with NO SENSE OF HUMOR. I wondered why Michael thought that a children’s character cookbook was humorous or noteworthy. I thought I had the corner on scatological funny, but I guess most emphatically not.

    Thanks as always for the enlightenment, Corey.

    [slinks away in shame]

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