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on 9 August 2007

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1 Daniel Semsen
9 August 2007 at 5:16 pm

Did someone go back in time to get the Chad from 5 years ago to make this ad?
2 Matty
12 August 2007 at 11:30 am

Somewhere Chris Farley is rolling in his grave…

From my 4 year-old daughter: "Mommy, I am so, so sorry. I am as sorry as an airplane."
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From the newspaper's Money Section: "Founded in 1623 by an Amernian in the Nar East, I'm the oldest continually family-owned business in America. I moved to Massachusetts in the 1900s, and I make and market musical instruments. My secret manufacturing process involves tin, copper and silver. Jazz kept me going in the Depression, when I worked in "hi-hat", "low-sock" and "hi-sock" versions of my flagship product. Later came "Bop-Rides", "Pings", and "Sizzles". Satisfied customers have included Gene Krupa, Max Roach, Ringo Starr and Keith Moon. I"m still the top name in my field and remin a privately held company. Who am I?"
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90% of the students who show up to my class on Wednesday will not end up working in the field I'm training them for. What am I supposed to do with that?
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