In keeping with the action star theme, I present the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator. (Keep refreshing for new facts) A few examples of the facts generated:
“Kevlar is made out of Chuck Norris’s beard.”
“Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus at least twice a day.”
“Chinese women gargle a mixture of panther blood and Chuck Norris’s pubic hair to insure that they conceive male children.”
Morphea 10:53 am on 1 June 2007 Permalink
“Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.”
That random fact generator is hot-diggety.
aly hawkins 11:06 am on 1 June 2007 Permalink
“Black holes don’t bend space-time, they merely reflect the places where Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked space-time.”
michael lee 2:57 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
This is not the first time that Chuck Norris has appeared at the RoadHouse.
Morphea 3:08 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
Are anybody else’s eyes inexorably and constantly drawn to his crotch? Is that the point? I’m not sick or anything – just looking for that ‘hidden gusset’ the ad’s talking about. OK, I’m a little sick. Sue me.
Michael, I’m not ignoring you. I just commented where you pointed us…
Daniel 4:13 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
Don’t forget about the Young Chuck Norris.
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1407
corey 5:19 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
Oh daniel. My good good friend, Daniel. That was like a balm for my broken soul. Thank you. Thank You. A thousand times, thank you.
leoskeo 5:38 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
I asked chuck norris into my life when I was young and I have never been the same
michael lee 5:59 pm on 1 June 2007 Permalink
Thank you, Daniel. That was … beautiful.
Karen 8:06 pm on 4 June 2007 Permalink
Chuck Norris in fact won the Madden 2005 National Competition by default after all his competitors mysteriously withdrew from the competition with roundhouse to the face related injuries.