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Phreaky Phriday – Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator
In keeping with the action star theme, I present the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator. (Keep refreshing for new facts) A few examples of the facts generated:
“Kevlar is made out of Chuck Norris’s beard.”
“Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus at least twice a day.”
“Chinese women gargle a mixture of panther blood and Chuck Norris’s pubic hair to insure that they conceive male children.”
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June 1, 2007
Friday at 10:53 am
“Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.”
That random fact generator is hot-diggety.
June 1, 2007
Friday at 11:06 am
“Black holes don’t bend space-time, they merely reflect the places where Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked space-time.”
June 1, 2007
Friday at 2:57 pm
This is not the first time that Chuck Norris has appeared at the RoadHouse.
June 1, 2007
Friday at 3:08 pm
Are anybody else’s eyes inexorably and constantly drawn to his crotch? Is that the point? I’m not sick or anything – just looking for that ‘hidden gusset’ the ad’s talking about. OK, I’m a little sick. Sue me.
Michael, I’m not ignoring you. I just commented where you pointed us…
June 1, 2007
Friday at 4:13 pm
Don’t forget about the Young Chuck Norris.
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1407
June 1, 2007
Friday at 5:19 pm
Oh daniel. My good good friend, Daniel. That was like a balm for my broken soul. Thank you. Thank You. A thousand times, thank you.
June 1, 2007
Friday at 5:38 pm
I asked chuck norris into my life when I was young and I have never been the same
June 1, 2007
Friday at 5:59 pm
Thank you, Daniel. That was … beautiful.
June 4, 2007
Monday at 8:06 pm
Chuck Norris in fact won the Madden 2005 National Competition by default after all his competitors mysteriously withdrew from the competition with roundhouse to the face related injuries.