Traffic Buddy!
I think traffic works best when you use the buddy system. Whenever possible, you should move at exactly the same speed as the person in the lane next to you. That way, everyone had a buddy! This was my traffic buddy, but she didn’t understand the rules of traffic buddy very well. She kept trying to speed up and slow down to shake me, so I couldn’t get a good picture of her. Finally, she made me so angry that I had to thrown an angry sudden swerve into her lane to get her to pay attention to me.
I am firm, but fair, with my traffic buddies.
Bill Metanoya 8:29 am on 15 June 2007 Permalink
Kind of like a mini-stalker or micro-paparazzi!!
Here’s the deal on traffic, all traffic is caused by people going slow in the fast lane..period, there is no other cause. All traffic accidents trace their originating ripple to this fact. Look, if you want to “stop and smell the roses” do it in the slow lane, please!
Traffic is also why most bad things in life happen and accounts for virtually every bad mood, fight, divorce, altercation, late for work, missed appointment, don’t go to church, delay and unproductivity. In order to save our society, culture and way of life, I propose that legislation be instituted that makes driving slow in the fast lane a crime punishable by death or life inprisonment!!!
I believe this Bill will bring all political parties back together and give us something we, as a people, can rally behind. This proposal will mend the great rift that exists between the rich and poor, liberal and conservative, Republican and Democrat and be the first step toward restoring our country to greatness. No matter our race, color, creed, age, height, weight or sexual orientation we can all revel in the joy and blessing of driving really fast in the lane that God ordained for such holy activities.
michael lee 8:56 am on 15 June 2007 Permalink
Hear ye, hear ye!
Carrie 9:23 am on 15 June 2007 Permalink
Hey Mike, isn’t this how Julia Roberts’ character met her husband in “Sleeping With the Enemy?”