It took 2 1/2 hours, but I finally figured out how to get a linux cron job to trigger a text message to tell me it’s time to go eat lunch. Too late for today, but should be helpful for tomorrow.
Time to go pee. OMG! I can’t believe I just typed that out loud! Slowly and methodically with my thumbs! And then hit send! Laughing Out Loud! Rolling On Floor Laughing! Laughing My Arms Off!
NOTE: there has to be a shorter way to indicate laughter in written form. check wikipedia later.