Phreaky Phriday: Verboten!
Something is definitely forbidden! Only problem is, nobody can quite tell what:
I think it means “Do not stack french bread on your air mattress”, or possibly “Do not pilot sail barge near Sarlacc pit.”
Your go.
(ht: Gadling)
“do not shrink yourself to vegetable size and jump on a grater”
“stop everything”
“Area off limits to people with titanium claws for hands”
noo peeing on the oversize Sunchips
Kudos to Mike for using a relative Star Wars reference on the 30th Anniversary.
Live long and prosper.
Star Wars next to ‘live long and prosper’. Huh. My head just asploded.
MATTY!!
Raft Surfing Prohibited
No walking across the giant waterfall
Please wipe your feet before greeting the Baby Jesus.
And we have a winner.
Stop and try to figure out this sign while we steal all your money. or something along those lines
Warning: red laser capable of cutting bodies, pizza.
Do not walk over the pokey rocks in order to reach into the tank and try to pet the giant amoeba mommy and her amoeba babies.
I like the one about keeping miniaturized people off the grater, but to me it looks like “Don’t take your $2.99 plastic pool raft to the Great Barrier Reef at feeding time.”
“no crib stompers”