These are great. It’s 9:13 in the morning and I want a pint of Ruby really, really bad. Damn you, Michael. In love.

86, get it?? 86′d? GET IT???

Side note: oh my god. I’ve never gotten Ramon an engraved hip flask. We’ve been married for ALMOST 9 YEARS. What the HELL kind of wife am I?

That’s easy. The kind who doesn’t buy her husband a hip flask, even after 9 years of marriage. Any other questions?

So you’re saying that I suck.

Fair enough.

Now is that a new topic or a response to the other… ?

I kid, because I love. Flask or not.

That’d be funny. New topic: Cerise sucks. Just in general. Discuss.

No, don’t do that.

Evil man. You need another coupla swigs, I’m thinking. And I know you do. I do too, luv.

Don’t tell what’s-her-name.