The 86 Rules

86 rules of bar drinking.

5 Responses to “The 86 Rules”


  1. 1 Morphea

    These are great. It’s 9:13 in the morning and I want a pint of Ruby really, really bad. Damn you, Michael. In love.

    86, get it?? 86′d? GET IT???

    Side note: oh my god. I’ve never gotten Ramon an engraved hip flask. We’ve been married for ALMOST 9 YEARS. What the HELL kind of wife am I?

  2. 2 corey

    That’s easy. The kind who doesn’t buy her husband a hip flask, even after 9 years of marriage. Any other questions?

  3. 3 Morphea

    So you’re saying that I suck.

    Fair enough.

  4. 4 corey

    Now is that a new topic or a response to the other… ?

    I kid, because I love. Flask or not.

  5. 5 Morphea

    That’d be funny. New topic: Cerise sucks. Just in general. Discuss.

    No, don’t do that.

    Evil man. You need another coupla swigs, I’m thinking. And I know you do. I do too, luv.

    Don’t tell what’s-her-name.

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