Comments on: Put me in, Coach http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/ your source for illegal theology downloads Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:00:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Sara http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-63084 Sara Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:46:02 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-63084 This is great! Amost 4 years and I actually learned a lot about you I didn't know! Nevertheless... [quote post="1290"]1. I smoke a pack of cigarettes everyday. It’s an awful habit, that I am constantly reminded of by my friends and family. (And although they’re obviously right, don’t they know me well enough to know that quitting has nothing to do with their comments.)[/quote] Yes, we know you and we don't care. It's our job to nag and we will continue to do it until you stop. Regardless of whether or not it has any effect. Deal with it. [quote post="1290"]70. People often refer to me as the “asshole”, but in an endearing way. Like, I’m the guy who “tells it like it is”, and all that crap. I sort of take that as a compliment.[/quote] It's a self fulfilling prophecy. You're not an asshole, you just play one in your own mind. :) [quote post="1290"]53. I’ve never been able to write a complete song about my girlfriend. I think she’s too complicated and smart to see through my bullshit, leaving most lyrical ideas out of the question.[/quote] You don't give yourself enough credit and you give me too much. I love your music. I don't care even if you just write one verse! [quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote] What am I, chopped liver? Next time, I'm charging. [quote post="1290"]32. If I don’t have a hyper-active thyroid, I’m convinced it’s a tapeworm.[/quote] Can I borrow your tapeworm? Let's go to Seattle honey! Home of Nate Fisher!! love, Nugs This is great! Amost 4 years and I actually learned a lot about you I didn’t know!

Nevertheless…

[quote post="1290"]1. I smoke a pack of cigarettes everyday. It’s an awful habit, that I am constantly reminded of by my friends and family. (And although they’re obviously right, don’t they know me well enough to know that quitting has nothing to do with their comments.)[/quote]

Yes, we know you and we don’t care. It’s our job to nag and we will continue to do it until you stop. Regardless of whether or not it has any effect. Deal with it.

[quote post="1290"]70. People often refer to me as the “asshole”, but in an endearing way. Like, I’m the guy who “tells it like it is”, and all that crap. I sort of take that as a compliment.[/quote]

It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. You’re not an asshole, you just play one in your own mind. :)

[quote post="1290"]53. I’ve never been able to write a complete song about my girlfriend. I think she’s too complicated and smart to see through my bullshit, leaving most lyrical ideas out of the question.[/quote]

You don’t give yourself enough credit and you give me too much. I love your music. I don’t care even if you just write one verse!

[quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote]

What am I, chopped liver? Next time, I’m charging.

[quote post="1290"]32. If I don’t have a hyper-active thyroid, I’m convinced it’s a tapeworm.[/quote]

Can I borrow your tapeworm?

Let’s go to Seattle honey! Home of Nate Fisher!!

love,
Nugs

]]> By: the cyberdeck dialogue 2.0 (beta) » 100 things http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62817 the cyberdeck dialogue 2.0 (beta) » 100 things Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:36:22 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62817 [...] to waste time on such nonsense. That is, until one of my favorite blogs set off a firestorm of such goofiness. And not only was it cool, it was terribly interesting. And amusing. Ok, so maybe I could learn a [...] [...] to waste time on such nonsense. That is, until one of my favorite blogs set off a firestorm of such goofiness. And not only was it cool, it was terribly interesting. And amusing. Ok, so maybe I could learn a [...]

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62589 Zack Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:17:03 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62589 Mike - call me when you do that. I'll be performing a partial frontal lobotomy, and the company will be appreciated. Mike - call me when you do that. I’ll be performing a partial frontal lobotomy, and the company will be appreciated.

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62561 michael lee Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:38:52 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62561 Well let's just add that to the list of mental images I'm going to have drink away in the wee hours of the morning. Well let’s just add that to the list of mental images I’m going to have drink away in the wee hours of the morning.

]]> By: Chad http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62537 Chad Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:26:34 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62537 I was referring to the party foUl, but my brain was melted by the comment. I was referring to the party foUl, but my brain was melted by the comment.

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62533 corey Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:11:17 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62533 ...only to exacerbate the awkwardness my referring to you as "darling step-child" a few lines later... …only to exacerbate the awkwardness my referring to you as “darling step-child” a few lines later…

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62518 Zack Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:43:37 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62518 Chad, are you referring to the Party FOWL - the mythical binge-drinking parrot that appears after 6 straight hours of Absythe injestion? Or the Party FOUL - as in when your mother scares the holy-lovin crap out of you by eluding to taking her clothes off and gyrating in front of me for sweaty 1-dollar bills? I just want you to clarify... Chad, are you referring to the Party FOWL - the mythical binge-drinking parrot that appears after 6 straight hours of Absythe injestion? Or the Party FOUL - as in when your mother scares the holy-lovin crap out of you by eluding to taking her clothes off and gyrating in front of me for sweaty 1-dollar bills?

I just want you to clarify…

]]> By: Chad http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62475 Chad Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:23:29 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62475 [quote comment="62268"][quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote] These things can be arranged. How do you feel about 55-year-old lap dancers? [quote post="1290"][/quote] Party fowl, 10 yards. [quote comment="62268"][quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote]
These things can be arranged. How do you feel about 55-year-old lap dancers?
[quote post="1290"][/quote]

Party fowl, 10 yards.

]]> By: grammy http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62268 grammy Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:10:54 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62268 [quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote] These things can be arranged. How do you feel about 55-year-old lap dancers? [quote post="1290"]42. The gloaming is my favorite time of day.[/quote] It was the gloaming, when a man cannot make out if the nebulous figure he glimpses in the shadows is angel or demon, when the face of evening is stained by red clouds and wounded by lights. -- Homero Aridjis, 1492: The Life and Times of Juan Cabezon of Castile (translated by Betty Ferber) [quote post="1290"]48. I used to live in Chad’s childhood home - sort of. My room was his little sister’s childhood clubhouse, located in the backyard.[/quote] Zacquie's little love nest... [quote post="1290"]68. I’ve never graffiti’d anything.[/quote] That's because you can't write in cursive... It's time to share a cigarette, my darling step-child. [quote post="1290"]28. I’ve never had a lap dance.[/quote]
These things can be arranged. How do you feel about 55-year-old lap dancers?
[quote post="1290"]42. The gloaming is my favorite time of day.[/quote]
It was the gloaming, when a man cannot make out if the nebulous figure he glimpses in the shadows is angel or demon, when the face of evening is stained by red clouds and wounded by lights.
– Homero Aridjis, 1492: The Life and Times of Juan Cabezon of Castile (translated by Betty Ferber)
[quote post="1290"]48. I used to live in Chad’s childhood home - sort of. My room was his little sister’s childhood clubhouse, located in the backyard.[/quote]
Zacquie’s little love nest…
[quote post="1290"]68. I’ve never graffiti’d anything.[/quote]
That’s because you can’t write in cursive…

It’s time to share a cigarette, my darling step-child.

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62047 Zack Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:14:38 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62047 Chad, you can sell those kids. In fact, they race 'em down in Mexico on these cute little tracks. It's adorable. I'm sure you can get top dollar for those youngin's. Get our yer flannels, we're going to the mecca of All Things 1995!!!! Chad, you can sell those kids. In fact, they race ‘em down in Mexico on these cute little tracks. It’s adorable. I’m sure you can get top dollar for those youngin’s.

Get our yer flannels, we’re going to the mecca of All Things 1995!!!!

]]> By: Morphea http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62028 Morphea Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:31:08 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62028 Consider this YOUR open invitation. I can only sleep two, though... Cerise Consider this YOUR open invitation. I can only sleep two, though…

Cerise

]]> By: Chad http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62024 Chad Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:23:15 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62024 SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE OUR CHILDREN! WE WANT TO COME!!!! ME TOO!!! SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE OUR CHILDREN! WE WANT TO COME!!!! ME TOO!!!

]]> By: Morphea http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62019 Morphea Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:12:21 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62019 Seattle. You should come in the summer, though. Bit drippy now. This would be your open invitation. Cerise Seattle. You should come in the summer, though. Bit drippy now. This would be your open invitation.

Cerise

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62014 Zack Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:07:43 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62014 Where are guys at, Cerise? My girl and I are always down for last minute road trips. Where are guys at, Cerise? My girl and I are always down for last minute road trips.

]]> By: Morphea http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62000 Morphea Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:32:51 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-62000 June...the comments mean nothing, remember? Zack, please come spend the weekend with us as soon as possible. We don't give a shit about cars but like going fast. Bring that nice lady if you want. Cerise June…the comments mean nothing, remember?

Zack, please come spend the weekend with us as soon as possible. We don’t give a shit about cars but like going fast. Bring that nice lady if you want.

Cerise

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61998 Zack Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:23:21 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61998 Fort Worth!!!!! Wait. Why am I excited? Fort Worth!!!!! Wait. Why am I excited?

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61995 corey Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:55:11 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61995 I was born in Ft. Worth, too. Class of '73! Can I get a whoop whoop? Raise the roof? 2 Legit 2 quit? I was born in Ft. Worth, too. Class of ‘73! Can I get a whoop whoop? Raise the roof? 2 Legit 2 quit?

]]> By: june http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61991 june Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:17:08 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2007/03/20/put-me-in-coach/#comment-61991 “The Holocaust On Your Dinner Table” made me laugh just as hard as Corey's misreading of Grammy and Paul's fantasy sex in a drawer. It could also be a good band name. #78...I don't even know Ash, but found myself wondering if he's really all ok when a U2 song came on the radio this morning. Zack, you're too young (and smart and funny and fast) to die young. Slap eight nicotine patches on yourself, suck down some green tea and quit the cigs! I'm guessing it will probably feel worse than getting punched in the throat. “The Holocaust On Your Dinner Table” made me laugh just as hard as Corey’s misreading of Grammy and Paul’s fantasy sex in a drawer. It could also be a good band name.

#78…I don’t even know Ash, but found myself wondering if he’s really all ok when a U2 song came on the radio this morning.

Zack, you’re too young (and smart and funny and fast) to die young. Slap eight nicotine patches on yourself, suck down some green tea and quit the cigs! I’m guessing it will probably feel worse than getting punched in the throat.

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