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Jessica Hagy has solved the mystery behind emo kids.

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7 comments for “emo kids”

  1. Brilliant. Simple. Pure. Brilliance.

    I prefer BMWs. Just me.

  2. ok so wat if im emo??

    i like to cut my self and like evry1 hates me i wish ppl wouldnt torment me and sjit like that it makes me fill soo despessed and then i end up doin it again
    cuttin myself

  3. Zandi,

    Welcome to a place where no one will hate you. The next time you feel like cutting yourself, come here and blog. I will write back.

  4. Um, Sharolyn? I have a VERY good feeling that “zandi” is either:

    a) totally kidding, and wrote a very funny quip lampooning emo kids. Or…

    b) eleven years old.

    Either way, he/she should be OK without intervention. As for the “this is a place where no one will hate you” part - you’re only speaking for yourself, right? I think one of Michael’s taglines is actually, “Yes, We Do Hate You”.

  5. I hate you Zack. wait- I’m sorry. Are you mad? Please don’t be mad at me.

  6. Hi Zack. I think I was erring on the side of caring.

  7. Stupid caring. Caring is dumb.

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