full rage meltdown

Totally number of Intel Mac computers in my possession = 2

Total number of Intel Mac computers that have had catastrophic hard-drive meltdowns since Christmas = 3

Yup. While the IT guys are busy lifting data off of my macbook pro hard drive, I had been using a loaner. Brand new, outo of the box, clean install, beautiful. Well, yesterday afternoon, it crashed. Hard. Whole sectors of the hard drive are whipped out, completely missing. It won’t boot.

I know what you’re thinking. “Well, certainly Mike, you took your own excellent advice and created a bootable backup of your data, right?”. Ah, my friends, you constantly underestimate the depths of my stupidity. And I love you for it.

Dear Mac. Seriously. Could not be a bigger fan. Really. But I’m about to throw it all out and go back to quill and vellum if this keeps happening. Love, Me.

angry michael

48 Responses to “full rage meltdown”


  1. 1 aly hawkins

    You have a truly terrifying Angry Face.

  2. 2 Jonathan

    Then never should have let intel touch a Mac. Now everything is going wrong. The old power PC Macs still work great, it is that intel stuff that keeps messing up something great.

  3. 3 Morphea

    Should I just take a baseball bat to the MacPro right now and save time?

    You know, that hot young guy in the Mac commercials really had me going.

    Cerise

  4. 4 june

    Oh my gosh…I’m soooo using that face for some design thingy.

  5. 5 Sharolyn

    Nice orthodonture!

    Save this picture for Sophia’s dates.

  6. 6 irishpeso

    dell desktop for sale. p4 2.4gig processor, 740 megs of ram, logic 4.8 platinum installed.

  7. 7 Jeremy

    wow, man. I thought Macs were perfect. Like, all the time. Lets all say what the truth is. MacBooks are pretty crappy. Say all you want about design and interface. I agree but who cares if it self destructs? Heat issues, bad video cards, bad hard drives. I guess Apple was too used to their wimpy inferior Power PC chips not producing any power (and therefor no heat) and forgot to design cooling in those pretty cases.

    Sorry Mike, I feel your pain.

    And Jon, Jobs is a genius becuase he realized that Apple could stay stagnant and only sell to fan boys or he could start making a product that could compete blow for blow with superior (and cheaper) hardware. On that note Mike, did you see that they are going to release a SATA XRaid? I guess they finally realized that 13k for 7tb was a little ridiculous.

  8. 8 Morphea

    OK.

    There’s a creepy picture of people slaughtering a sheep in some sort of ornate assembly hall.

    Yuck and poor sheepy, sez I.

    What’s this Flickr doo-dad set to again?

    Cerise

  9. 9 Gretchen

    Wow. Should I be worried that Sophia may inherit that angry face gene?

  10. 10 Morphea

    What, you…haven’t seen her angry yet? My.

    Cerise

  11. 11 michael lee

    I can testify, Sophia’s angry face looks almost exactly like this.

  12. 12 june

    I’m with Cerise. I thought Michael’s mad face was scary until I noticed the Flickr shots. Creepsville.

  13. 13 michael lee

    the tag is set to “prayer”

  14. 14 Gretchen

    [quote comment="42585"]What, you…haven’t seen her angry yet? My.

    Cerise[/quote]

    he….he..he….good one Cerise.

    Yeah. We have. For some reason though, she goes into full fledge melt down, hit everything in the vicinity, and fall on the floor crying. Hmmm, come to think of it she got that gene from Mike too.

  15. 15 Sharolyn

    Oh, dear.

    Can someone let those people know that Christ died for us, and that we no longer have to do that?

  16. 16 Foster

    L
    O
    L

    Ok….Ingrid and I are going to use this pic for our first line of Music Tech t-shirts!!!! hahaaaa

  17. 17 Daniel

    Dang dude.

    1) I have a brand new 17″ MacBookPro–never had a problem with it. I’ve had it since October…done some pretty hefty things with it. It’s made my legs sweat with its molten-lava heated core…

    2) You must be doing/downloading something Wicked-horrible for it to crash like that 3 times…

    3) You look like Satan.

    end of story.

  18. 18 Morphea

    Sharolyn, are you being funny? I can’t tell.

    Cerise

  19. 19 michael lee

    Well, Stick made me do some total sell-out pop string orchestrations last week in Logic … could that be what I’m being punished for?

  20. 20 Bobby

    Well, if it helps, my main desktop PC has been out of commission for a couple months with a bad video card, because I am too lazy to replace it all by myself.

    …but the hard drive is fine. It’s only three years old though.

  21. 21 michael lee

    looks like it might be time to turn that puppy into a headless home NAS server, to download and stream all of the *ahem* perfectly legal media you’ve been collecting. No need for a video card, just get yourself all command line linux up on that puppy.

    It’s what all the cool nerds are doing, Bobby. At least, out here on the coast they are.

  22. 22 phil

    it’s time to go back to Atari computers.

    they worked

  23. 23 rod

    Atari! - and they were Mac OS too… I think… weren’t they? Had a hard time choosing between the Atari and Mac Plus (a full meg of RAM!!!!).

    Anyway, kind of glad I’m still using this old skool PowerBook.

  24. 24 michael lee

    In my transition back to old school tech, this is going to be my new PDA: The Hipster PDA

  25. 25 Daniel

    What’s Atari?

  26. 26 Stick

    [quote comment="42937"]Well, Stick made me do some total sell-out pop string orchestrations last week in Logic … could that be what I’m being punished for?[/quote]

    No, that’s what made the Mac hold on for as long as it did. The sheer joy of CCM… “music for soccer Moms”.

    Now, if it had been for a beer commercial or something… watch out!

  27. 27 michael lee

    Dan, please move to the back of the room with all the other children. The grown-ups are talking.

  28. 28 aly hawkins

    I really want Jeremy to jump in here and see what he can do about some CG flames shooting from your nostrils.

  29. 29 june

    Yes, yes nostril flames! Puleeease Jeremy?!

    And dear, why should us soccer moms not have our own music? Do you an issue with soccer? With moms? And for your info, there is zero CCM on my ipod.

    Can anyone print us up some shirts with the Mikey satan face on ‘em? Buttons perhaps?

  30. 30 michael lee

    Corey decided to take it to 11

    Angry Face!

  31. 31 michael lee

    And then June wanted in on the game:

    mikenicholson

  32. 32 Morphea

    Two ’shopped pictures and still no flames? Come ON.

    Cerise

  33. 33 Corey Witt

    give it time, girl. give it time.

  34. 34 michael lee

    Matt has officially made me wet my pants.

    My Meltdown

  35. 35 Morphea

    Oh, man. I don’t have the words.

  36. 36 Matty

    [quote comment="43691"]Matt has officially made me wet my pants.[/quote]

    …thus fulfilling item #7 on my “10 Things to Do Before I Die” list.

  37. 37 june

    Matty wins.

    Who is it around here that does trailers?

  38. 38 Matty

    I do trailers from time to time, but it’s not our main gig.

    If you’re inquiring about some of the effects for the 300 trailer that Mike posted about, you’re thinking of Jeremy.

    He’s my hero.

  39. 39 Corey Witt

    Don’t end the contest yet. I put a lot of time into another one but I dunno how to post pix in comments. I mean, I spent, literally, dozens of minutes on this thing.

  40. 40 Gretchen

    1) upload it to a flickr account
    2) there’ll give you the code to post images via html
    3) use that.

  41. 41 Matty

    Damn…

    Look who’s become the new queen of html.

    And, Corey, I’m pretty sure the new queen just called you stupid.

  42. 42 grammy

    Wow.
    That.
    picture.
    is.
    so.
    so…

  43. 43 Corey Witt

    okay. here’s the latest. It’s not Matty’s, but like I said, I spent twelves of minutes on this.

    I miss my childhood…

    kiss

  44. 44 Corey Witt

    screw it. it stopped being funny long before I ever clicked on the airbrush tool in photoshop.

  45. 45 Matty

    Niiiiiiiice.

    I happen to dig it.

    And you’re not allowed to criticize your own work. That’s our job.

  46. 46 Morphea

    Corey, you silly. That’s fabulous! I especially like the one where he looks like an enraged kitty.

    Cerise

  47. 47 aly hawkins

    KISS and Michael Lee, together again. It’s meant to be.

  48. 48 Corey Witt

    This is one of my earliest memories of liking music. “Beth” was one of my favorite songs. Funny how things come around.

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