Or an avatar shark drive from the late 90s.

Wow. You’ve gotten lots of feedback from satisfied customers. How much stuff have you sold on Craigslist??

One said “Smooth transaction”. Did your smoothness prompt the name Dr. Smooth, or did Dr. Smooth prompt your smooth Craigslist transactions?

I think you were there when the Dr. Smooth name was born - it was on band tour, if I remember correctly.

We’ll soon be drowning Craigslist and ebay with enough stuff to perfectly outfit a music nerd just out of college studio apartment. Seriously. We have everything from the bed to the coffee maker to the cables. Lots and lots and lots and lots of cables. And yet, just yesterday a new one arrived. At Christmastime I asked our six-year-old to try and think of a present he could get for Daddy and he said “All I can think of that daddy likes is computers and cords!” Indeed.

Uh, no Mike, we will not be purchasing any of your useless junk. But I’ll be sure to let you know when ours is available.

“will settle for a steak burrito…” HAHAHA!!!
I love it…

June, please refrain from using this blog to shill items for your own financial gain. This is a spiritual blog, and I refuse to let it slide into crass commercialism.

That’s what the paid google ads are for.

Wait, so financial gain isn’t spiritual?

Hmmmmm….
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[quote comment="39335"]Wait, so financial gain isn’t spiritual?[/quote]
No June, you misunderstood. YOUR financial gain isn’t spiritual. MY financial gain is the express will of God.

Ah. I see. I’ll be sure to write that in the front of my Bible so I don’t forget.