I Hereby Resolve

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on 31 December 2006

. Tags: 2006, 2007, health-foods, hobos, life, New-Years, philosophy, resolutions, salt.

The fruits of a careful examination of the preceding year, presented here as statements of resolve for the coming year …

1) Stop killing hobos

2) Reduce my intake of dietary salts

9 Responses to “I Hereby Resolve”

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1 Chad
1 January 2007 at 1:42 am

This works out well, because hobo murder is actually something I was thinking about picking up this year, as well as parasailing.

Happy 2007!
2 Bobby
1 January 2007 at 7:41 am

I actually have been considering becoming a hobo for a while, you know, for the job security. And I don’t think hitching a train is as hard as it looks. But it looks like I’ll have to put it off another year (you hear that IRS? My life could be endangered!).
3 Dave
1 January 2007 at 11:35 am

Parasailing? I do hope you are using the correct prefix and not the one that means “not quite” as in paralegal, not quite an attorney or paramedic, not quite a doctor. I surly wouldn’t want anyone trying “not quite sailing” especially considering it is done in the sky. That might just hurt. Maybe you should take up parahoboing… in my house we call that just bummin ‘round the house. (no jumping trains)
4 Chad
1 January 2007 at 12:19 pm

I’m reconsidering. ParaBlogging. That’s the ticket.
5 Sharolyn
1 January 2007 at 8:13 pm

Name the movie.
(not an exact quote.)

“The only reason he attended oboe lessons is that he misunderstood. He thought they were hobo lessons.”
6 Sharolyn
1 January 2007 at 8:56 pm

Do you resolve to bring back taglines?
7 michael lee
1 January 2007 at 9:11 pm

Is that pretty much the overwhelming consensus of the people, at this point?

My only issue is that I don’t know of a good place to put them. I’m trying to keep the design clean and uncluttered, and it seems like dropping a line of text somewhere in the header would just wreck that.

Anybody know any good designers who want to take a crack at building a custom site for us, so that Sharolyn can have her taglines back?
8 Morphea
2 January 2007 at 11:12 am

Michael: yes. I don’t care how, just do it. Please. Your humor is too good not to.

Sharolyn: Um. Royal Tenenbaums?

Cerise
9 Sharolyn
2 January 2007 at 12:57 pm

Sabrina (1995)
I saw it with some peeps from Addison Rd.
Maybe it was more meaningful to me than them.
Kinda like taglines.
(Only kidding! Mike, I appreciate all you do, and will continue to whatever you decide.)