Phreaky Phriday: The Perfect Pork Martini

Tired of the same-old, same-old when it’s time to belly up to the bar? Never fear: the pork martini is here!

“The pork Martini merges the flavors of the working class with that of wealthier ones, bridging social strata. It has the humanitarian goal of bettering the nutrition of alcoholics, offering protein for those who prefer their lunches liquid: since meat digests longer, it will both inebriate and offer nutrients for longer periods! It will open new markets to pork consumption, adding American jobs to every level of the meat-industrial complex. And, finally, it looks really weird.”

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