… and take your skateboards with you.
You punk kids don’t even know what real skateboarding is, what with your rail grinds and your skateboarding videogames. Let me tell you, back in the day, we had some real skaters, guys who could flip and twist for days, and do it all while wearing vaugely homo-erotic denim short shorts! Learn some respect, you youngsters!
And get off my lawn!
I’m fairly certain that’s Rodney Mullen….and I’m fairly certain that you best not be making fun of him…
he pretty much invented most of modern skating and he can do tricks that no one else can come close to pulling off. In fact half of the stuff in the link below can barely be pulled of in Tony Halk Pro Skater let alone in real life…
Behold the man this boy has become. Behold the Glory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuS3BTBcMmk
**warning. The music that accompanies this video is what some would call “Gangsta” and contains all of the street cred that goes with it. ie a ton of F bombs***
jeremy, you misunderstand! I’m not making fun at all (ok, I’m making fun of the shorts a little bit, but that’s it!).
I think this is great!
Yes, that is Jack Nicholson that Rodney almost ran down with his deck. Oops.
those shorts are sexy…….
Oh, I thought that was you, Michael!
Nope, Aly, I’m pretty sure it’s Ollie North…