Gee, I’m Glad You Were Born.

Happy birthday, my love. I think you’re the tops.

And in case the WWF title belt doesn’t quite hit the spot…

Who is this man
to whom I have given my heart, my life?
I know his sweet scent
but I do not know
him

I know his tenderness, gentleness
yet he is a
warrior
ready to do battle for what is his—
sword gleaming
armor shining
chariot fast, furious
inescapable

This, too, is beauty
weighty
grave

A hard beauty carved of iron and stone
diamonds and gold
crowned with purpose
righteousness
goodness
joy

Look upon him
with fear
and
love

(Sorry your name is M.I.A. as yet on Amazon, but we’ll fix it.) I’m so proud to have created this with you. What beauty you will bring to the world in your next 31 years…and the next…

I am a rose in sunlight / a lily in the shade of your love

And I am
Yours,

Aly

35 Responses to “Gee, I’m Glad You Were Born.”


  1. 1 Carrie

    1) That’s just about the most romantic thing I’ve ever read (sniff). Chivalry appears not to be limited to the men!

    2) You were up at 3 in the morning to post this? THAT’s devotion.

    3) Happy Birthday, Ash.

  2. 2 Morphea

    Much love to you, Ash. Ramon and I miss you terribly. You too, Aly.

    Cerise

  3. 3 Chad

    Innapropraite Man-Squeezes for Ashmopez.

  4. 4 michael lee

    make it an awkward triple pile-on.

    Followed by a manly “I’m Not Gay” back pat, and then the beers.

  5. 5 Zack

    Let’s make this a full-on gayed-out man-tastic orgy of Ash/Brian appreciation. Happy Birthday, sweet cheeks.

  6. 6 aly hawkins

    I must admit that a man-tastic orgy is not quite what I had in mind for Ash’s birthday present. But I’m flexible.

  7. 7 Morphea

    I can attest to that.

    [No she didn't!] Just trying to keep things gender-equal. We’ve got gay men, now it’s time for the lesbian action.

    Cerise

  8. 8 Sharolyn

    I’m in.

  9. 9 Morphea

    [Cerise's dreams come true] Teri, where are you?

  10. 10 Morphea

    [leans over to Chad] …does she really look like Michelle Pfeiffer?

  11. 11 Gretchen

    Happy Birthday Bryan! You’re seriously the best conversationalist I know.
    Aly- way to make us all excited about the book again, man it’s good!
    Beauty.

  12. 12 aly hawkins

    Yes, I am that much of a whore. I will even use my honey’s birthday as an excuse to pimp.

  13. 13 Chad

    [leaning right back]…. dude, I don’t know! The comparison always given is to a young Jennifer Connely by people who have more authority. Mike seems to be alone on his Pheiffer kick.

    I’d talk to G about it, but I’m too busy with my Man-Tastic Birthday grope.

  14. 14 Morphea

    Oh my god. Young Jennifer Connelly sounds way better than Michelle. You gotta look out, though, if we meet your mama the next time we’re down your way. Honestly, Ramon’s so taken with La Connelly that he might try to lick Teri or something. I’ll put the leash on him that day, for all our sakes.

  15. 15 Zack

    I love this website.

  16. 16 Chad

    Good god.

  17. 17 Sharolyn

    (wearing dunce cap)
    Someone can fix the “Ban Halloween?” link on Asides if they please.

  18. 18 Sharolyn

    Thank you!

  19. 19 michael lee

    The admin giveth all good gifts, out of his boundless knowledge of html.

  20. 20 aly hawkins

    Morph, you can see a pic of Teri here. She’s the cute one between Phil and Stick.

    So back to my hubs’s birthday…

  21. 21 june

    Happy Birthday Bryan turned Ash turned 31.

  22. 22 Bobby

    Sweet! Happy Burfday from the Entire South. And the Reinsch’s.

    I thought the Google ads would get a little, um… interesting due to the content but so far I guess it’s ok.

  23. 23 Morphea

    Wow. Uh, Teri.

    So - what’s on the birthday dinner menu?

    Cerise

  24. 24 aly hawkins

    Thank you for asking!

    Shrimp cocktail served in chilled martini glasses
    Watercress, blueberries, and avocado salad w/ basil balsamic vinaigrette
    Parmesan-encrusted, pan-seared salmon fillet served with tarragon white rice
    Chocolate torte
    Me

  25. 25 Morphea

    Oh, dear god. I think I just had a…never mind.

    That all sounds bloody amazing. Tarragon white rice? Tarragon’s the yellow stuff, right? I mean, besides Saffron (flashback to Absolutely Fabulous)…

    Cerise

  26. 26 aly hawkins

    Tarragon’s green, saffron’s yellow.

  27. 27 aly hawkins

    And can I just ask…how is it that everyone else’s sex life seems to be involved in my husband’s birthday?

  28. 28 Gretchen

    you have met Bryan, right?

  29. 29 Gretchen

    Your dinner sounds amazing Aly.

    BTW, you started the whole “sex talk” by quoting Song of Solomon in your post. Geesh.
    So…very..excited…to read…the whole book…

  30. 30 Morphea

    You’re cracking me up, G. And it’s all very true.

    Cerise

  31. 31 Sharolyn

    Stop me if I told you this story…. Hmmm - you can’t, can you?…

    A few years ago, our beloved pastor asked my husband and I to do a reading in church. Sure, we said, the thought being that we were playing anyway, so would be around for both servies. (We are not afraid of public speaking.) He gave us the reading Saturday night. Song of Solomon.

    Two years later, I’m in Macy’s, and this lady swears she knows me from somewhere. School? The gym? Church? “You read that poem about your breasts being grapes or something!”

    Apparantly,
    1) It left an impression
    2) She did not mind if everyone in Macy’s heard her realization

    This pastor never hesitates to talk about sex. I was going to give him a copy of your book. How would you like us to order? Amazon?

    And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYAN! It sounds like it will leave an impression.

  32. 32 grammy

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRYAN!!!

    Aly, your menu (dabbing at my drooly mouth here) reminds me: are we ever going to get invited to dinner again? And if we do, would you duplicate this same menu??? I’m with Cerise…holy O!

  33. 33 Morphea

    Teri show us her O face.

    Seriously - what’s with this particular thread and whispering naughty nothings in each others’ ears?

  34. 34 grammy

    It’s all about BIRTHDAY SEX! Duh!! :-)

  35. 35 michael lee

    for anyone who is keeping score at home, the “Man-Tastic Birthday grope” was a phenomenal success.

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