Hey Roadies! I’m not sure if this has been discussed yet…so here we go:

Did you know there’s a Christian-themed amusement park in Orlando, Florida? And apparently, they’re managing to relieve $30.00 admission from an average 250,000 per year! Now, that’s the way to spread the gospel, kids. I’m not sure what kind of rides one can enjoy, but the park features live re-enactments of the crucifixion 3 times a day. How totally awesome.

“Being born-again Christians and studying the scriptures, being able to see visually what we’ve studied has been incredible,” said Cheryl, an occupational therapist. “This is a little safer than Israel,” she added.

The Walshes’ children, Stephen, 9, Bobby, 16, and Laura, 13, who wore a Mickey Mouse T-shirt, seemed less awed by first century Jerusalem.

“It’s not a thrill-seeker’s paradise,” Bobby said. “It’s just a good place for born-again Christians.”

Holy Land has been plagued with controversy since it opened in 2001. Jewish leaders protested the park’s message that Jews must convert to Christianity. County officials sought to collect more than $1 million in back taxes from the park, which calls itself a ministry, not a business.

……and in true theme park style, poke them out with your little cotton-candy stained fingers.

Read more here.

Oh yeah – this looks kid friendly:


I’m not gonna touch this with a ten-foot pole.