what’s the best kind of humor? Science Geek humor! how to blow up the world with a coffee can.
As you were saying:
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“…then put the picture next to the coffee can and run like hell.”
Brilliant, evil, hilarious. A good way to die, to my way of thinking.
Cerise
Seems to me you’d need a fast ship (like say a ship that makes the Kessel Run in less that 12 parsecs), and then a way to further delay the atoms from looking out the hole so you could either launch the can from the ship, or better yet, place the can on Earth, then board the ship, get out of the atmosphere, and make the jump to hyperspace.
Well, yeah, [chuh] if the Imperial agents haven’t disabled your hyperdrive, that is. That’s a big “if”, Stickers.
You’re right, though - Mr. Darnell could have thought this through a little better. I mean, if the bomber actually wants to survive the destruction of Earth.
Cerise
you guys are nerds.
Let me see now - who can we credit for the submishe of this article…?
Wait, wait, I’ve got it. Huh. “Michael Lee”. How about that?
Mr. Geekpants McNerdington
I’m the slightly-cool-because-he-just-doesn’t-care kind of nerd.
You guys are the dorky-grin-on-your-face-because-the-star-trek-convention-falls-on-a-
date-consisting-entirely-of-prime-numbers kind of nerds.
Big difference.
Huge!
Please. I’ve never been to one of those! I don’t even have a Star Trek uniform yet!
Whatever…
wanna borrow on of mine?
8-)
Depends. What’s your bust size?
full A.
I gotta lay off the Jack in the Box Bacon Ciabatta burgers.
No, no. That’s not going to work. Thanks for the offer, though.
Wait - have we established who’s nerdier? I mean, you are, but have we firmly planted that notion in our readers’ minds yet? Should I go on?
Cerise
Well, the nerd thing got sidetracked on account of Mike’s claim that he’s a “full A”. I call BS on that one. Nobody ever tells the truth on age or bust size.
Yep - I’ve seen his boobies. Lies.
Cerise
Remember the time I said,
“Turns out I had some serious junk in my man-boobs!”
I’m funny.
Yep. Nerds, all of you. Only nerds could start with a forum on how to destroy the Earth and end up on boobs.
Nerdy perverts. Perdy nerverts.
heh heh, you said “boobs”.
I said man-boobs, which just makes me mildly pervy.
Incidentally, “serious junk in the man-boobs” is what the FBI is currently investigating as Al Queda’s newest tactic to bring down a commercial airliner.