what’s the best kind of humor? Science Geek humor! how to blow up the world with a coffee can.
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nerd humor
michael
Pro-creative. In a non-sexy way.
Pro-creative. In a non-sexy way.
michael’s pretty interesting links
what’s the best kind of humor? Science Geek humor! how to blow up the world with a coffee can.
Morphea 11:28 am on 20 September 2006 Permalink
“…then put the picture next to the coffee can and run like hell.”
Brilliant, evil, hilarious. A good way to die, to my way of thinking.
Cerise
Stick 11:33 am on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Seems to me you’d need a fast ship (like say a ship that makes the Kessel Run in less that 12 parsecs), and then a way to further delay the atoms from looking out the hole so you could either launch the can from the ship, or better yet, place the can on Earth, then board the ship, get out of the atmosphere, and make the jump to hyperspace.
Morphea 12:00 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Well, yeah, [chuh] if the Imperial agents haven’t disabled your hyperdrive, that is. That’s a big “if”, Stickers.
You’re right, though – Mr. Darnell could have thought this through a little better. I mean, if the bomber actually wants to survive the destruction of Earth.
Cerise
michael lee 2:49 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
you guys are nerds.
Morphea 3:07 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Let me see now – who can we credit for the submishe of this article…?
Wait, wait, I’ve got it. Huh. “Michael Lee”. How about that?
Mr. Geekpants McNerdington
michael lee 3:17 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
I’m the slightly-cool-because-he-just-doesn’t-care kind of nerd.
You guys are the dorky-grin-on-your-face-because-the-star-trek-convention-falls-on-a-
date-consisting-entirely-of-prime-numbers kind of nerds.
Big difference.
Huge!
Morphea 3:24 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Please. I’ve never been to one of those! I don’t even have a Star Trek uniform yet!
Whatever…
michael lee 3:32 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
wanna borrow on of mine?
8-)
Morphea 3:41 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Depends. What’s your bust size?
michael lee 3:43 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
full A.
I gotta lay off the Jack in the Box Bacon Ciabatta burgers.
Morphea 4:04 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
No, no. That’s not going to work. Thanks for the offer, though.
Wait – have we established who’s nerdier? I mean, you are, but have we firmly planted that notion in our readers’ minds yet? Should I go on?
Cerise
corey 4:27 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Well, the nerd thing got sidetracked on account of Mike’s claim that he’s a “full A”. I call BS on that one. Nobody ever tells the truth on age or bust size.
Morphea 5:36 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Yep – I’ve seen his boobies. Lies.
Cerise
Chad 7:01 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Remember the time I said,
“Turns out I had some serious junk in my man-boobs!”
I’m funny.
aly hawkins 8:28 pm on 20 September 2006 Permalink
Yep. Nerds, all of you. Only nerds could start with a forum on how to destroy the Earth and end up on boobs.
Morphea 7:56 am on 21 September 2006 Permalink
Nerdy perverts. Perdy nerverts.
corey 9:20 am on 21 September 2006 Permalink
heh heh, you said “boobs”.
Chad 10:19 am on 21 September 2006 Permalink
I said man-boobs, which just makes me mildly pervy.
Matty 1:35 pm on 21 September 2006 Permalink
Incidentally, “serious junk in the man-boobs” is what the FBI is currently investigating as Al Queda’s newest tactic to bring down a commercial airliner.