It’s about time for this.
Although this has been around for a long time… and completely ignored by the media.
From my 4 year-old daughter: "Mommy, I am so, so sorry. I am as sorry as an airplane."
(#)From the newspaper's Money Section: "Founded in 1623 by an Amernian in the Nar East, I'm the oldest continually family-owned business in America. I moved to Massachusetts in the 1900s, and I make and market musical instruments. My secret manufacturing process involves tin, copper and silver. Jazz kept me going in the Depression, when I worked in "hi-hat", "low-sock" and "hi-sock" versions of my flagship product. Later came "Bop-Rides", "Pings", and "Sizzles". Satisfied customers have included Gene Krupa, Max Roach, Ringo Starr and Keith Moon. I"m still the top name in my field and remin a privately held company. Who am I?"
(#)90% of the students who show up to my class on Wednesday will not end up working in the field I'm training them for. What am I supposed to do with that?
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Phil…back away from the Amazon.com site!
Everybody stay calm…I am a professional. I can coax this guy down.
Nah… I’m permanently hooked on interesting reads.
Coax him down? Just lop off the tree branch.
Ah, the sweet warmth of fellowship.
She wants the tree branch lopped off so see can get a clearer perspective into the world. Inhibited sightlines are no laughing matter.
[laughs] Thanks, The Chad. ‘Preciate the, er, translation.
I hate the word ‘fellowship’.
Morphea… believe it or not…. unpredictable as your are…. I knew that.
But the alternative, galship, was just more than I could stomach.
And you, clever fellow, unpredictable as YOU are, should know that baiting me is futile. You’re like the Bill O’Reilly to my Jon Stewart. Jon just keeps laughing.
Come to that, you DO remind me of old Bill an awful lot. In a good way.
I am definitely Lewis Black. I rant.
Bill’s not so old…. though he’s awfully tall for a leprachaun (sp?).