911 Emergency!

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Burger King jacks up your order, and can’t seem to get the replacement right. Do you 1) get your money back and go to another restaurant, 2) call Burger King’s customer complaint line, and maybe get a letter of apology along with a gift certificate for free fries, or 3) call 911, insist that they send a police officer down to force the manager to make the right burger at gunpoint.

(hint: the incident takes place in South Orange County)

8 Responses to “911 Emergency!”


  1. 1 aly hawkins

    Oh…my…God. My favorite line from the dispatcher: “What are we protecting you from? Is it a harmful cheeseburger?”

  2. 2 corey

    This is the end of days.

  3. 3 Karen

    I wonder how many houses burned down while that woman was on the phone.

  4. 4 Morphea

    This is not real. It can’t be real. We do not live in a world where ANYBODY is this stupid. It’s not real.

    [pinches bridge of nose] Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far-far away.

    Cerise

  5. 5 michael lee

    I’m wondering if it’s a fake too. Maybe a viral marketting campaign, but who benefits?

  6. 6 aly hawkins

    All non-Orange County residents.

  7. 7 Covert7

    Morphea, that has to be one of the funniest mental images I’ve read in a forum post EVAR! And I also think that it’s just not possible to be real. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, TELL ME THIS JUNK ISN’T REAL.

    I mean, C’mon!!

  8. 8 Karen

    Here is the link for snopes:
    http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp

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