Burger King jacks up your order, and can’t seem to get the replacement right. Do you 1) get your money back and go to another restaurant, 2) call Burger King’s customer complaint line, and maybe get a letter of apology along with a gift certificate for free fries, or 3) call 911, insist that they send a police officer down to force the manager to make the right burger at gunpoint.
(hint: the incident takes place in South Orange County)

Oh…my…God. My favorite line from the dispatcher: “What are we protecting you from? Is it a harmful cheeseburger?”
This is the end of days.
I wonder how many houses burned down while that woman was on the phone.
This is not real. It can’t be real. We do not live in a world where ANYBODY is this stupid. It’s not real.
[pinches bridge of nose] Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far-far away.
Cerise
I’m wondering if it’s a fake too. Maybe a viral marketting campaign, but who benefits?
All non-Orange County residents.
Morphea, that has to be one of the funniest mental images I’ve read in a forum post EVAR! And I also think that it’s just not possible to be real. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, TELL ME THIS JUNK ISN’T REAL.
I mean, C’mon!!
Here is the link for snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp