Comments on: A new (old) computer comes to life http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/ your source for illegal theology downloads Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:15:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Morphea http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12876 Morphea Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:35:01 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12876 Duh, Stick. I watch porn. And porn music consists of vamping eternally over a simple chord structure. Whether it be (bad, very bad) Kenny G-like jazz, or lugubrious rock power chords with passionate and awful guitar wailing solos, or electronic Enya/John Tesh soothing stuff. I could go on, but I think Baby Jesus is already crying... Your music resembles porn's only in that you vamped on a keyboard over a relatively unchanging structure for a period of time (well, and the wah-wah guitar, which figured prominently in 70s and 80s material). I liked your vamping. I thought it was good. And me telling you that it reminded me of Incognito was high praise. High praise. [nods] Cerise Duh, Stick. I watch porn. And porn music consists of vamping eternally over a simple chord structure. Whether it be (bad, very bad) Kenny G-like jazz, or lugubrious rock power chords with passionate and awful guitar wailing solos, or electronic Enya/John Tesh soothing stuff. I could go on, but I think Baby Jesus is already crying…

Your music resembles porn’s only in that you vamped on a keyboard over a relatively unchanging structure for a period of time (well, and the wah-wah guitar, which figured prominently in 70s and 80s material). I liked your vamping. I thought it was good. And me telling you that it reminded me of Incognito was high praise. High praise. [nods]

Cerise

]]> By: Stick http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12867 Stick Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:29:22 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12867 I don't know what porno music sounds like. How do you guys know? Well, I guess if I have to do porno music, I might as well try and do it good. And, I DO know a couple of other chords, I was just to lazy in my "test out the rig" mode to bother changing to a different chord. I don’t know what porno music sounds like. How do you guys know?

Well, I guess if I have to do porno music, I might as well try and do it good.

And, I DO know a couple of other chords, I was just to lazy in my “test out the rig” mode to bother changing to a different chord.

]]> By: Morphea http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12844 Morphea Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:41:13 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12844 Very cool, Stick. Very <a href="http://incognito.org.uk/" rel="nofollow">Incognito</a>. They play my favorite stuff ever. Zack, I was going to laugh and say that that was just what I was thinking, but I wasn't thinking it until YOU said it. Very true, very true. Though you have to admit that Stick's quality of porno music is way above the bar. Cerise Very cool, Stick. Very Incognito. They play my favorite stuff ever.

Zack, I was going to laugh and say that that was just what I was thinking, but I wasn’t thinking it until YOU said it. Very true, very true. Though you have to admit that Stick’s quality of porno music is way above the bar.

Cerise

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12787 michael lee Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:30:13 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12787 JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JAAAWWW JAWWWWWWW JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JAAAWWW JAWWWWWWW meedilymeedilymeedilymeedilymeedily JAAAAWWW JAWWWWWW (my mouth drumming is much better than my mouth guitar) JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG

JAAAWWW JAWWWWWWW

JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG

JAAAWWW JAWWWWWWW

meedilymeedilymeedilymeedilymeedily

JAAAAWWW JAWWWWWW

(my mouth drumming is much better than my mouth guitar)

]]> By: Stick http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12786 Stick Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:06:14 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12786 See, now Mike, that's exactly the soul of the new (old) G5. Ok, yeah, it's microprocessors and hard drives, but in it's heart of hearts, it only wants to Rock. Not that it didn't revel in the glory of graphics creation in the hands of a gifted master such as Corey, but the too infrequent visits to the foothills of the Rock Mountains on the back of Corey's Strat left it feeling a little empty and hollow. It knew from the beginning it's destiny was for All Rock All the Time. Now, all I have to do is boot up ProTools.... ...a n d  t h e r e  i s  R o c k . See, now Mike, that’s exactly the soul of the new (old) G5. Ok, yeah, it’s microprocessors and hard drives, but in it’s heart of hearts, it only wants to Rock. Not that it didn’t revel in the glory of graphics creation in the hands of a gifted master such as Corey, but the too infrequent visits to the foothills of the Rock Mountains on the back of Corey’s Strat left it feeling a little empty and hollow. It knew from the beginning it’s destiny was for All Rock All the Time. Now, all I have to do is boot up ProTools….

…a n d  t h e r e  i s  R o c k .

]]> By: Zack http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12751 Zack Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:18:36 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12751 I have seen this porno, and I love the song.... I have seen this porno, and I love the song….

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12750 michael lee Sat, 29 Jul 2006 16:18:09 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12750 That's easy, corey. Left leg forward, right leg way back, lunge at the knee, left hand bars an open power chord, right hand spins cartwheels while strumming the strings, and each time the right hand hits the strings, you have to aim the neck of the guitar and somebody in the crowd, like it's a gun, and you just killed them with the Rock. That’s easy, corey. Left leg forward, right leg way back, lunge at the knee, left hand bars an open power chord, right hand spins cartwheels while strumming the strings, and each time the right hand hits the strings, you have to aim the neck of the guitar and somebody in the crowd, like it’s a gun, and you just killed them with the Rock.

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12749 corey Sat, 29 Jul 2006 16:13:15 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12749 :) no ebow? One less thing to learn. That's puts me right on to "Things To Learn" number 2: holding the guitar. :) no ebow? One less thing to learn. That’s puts me right on to “Things To Learn” number 2: holding the guitar.

]]> By: Stick http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12725 Stick Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:38:18 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12725 You jest, but I've done a couple passable demos in GarageBand. It's a little lacking on mojo and key commands, but in a pinch it's cool. And tell Chad the mixer dude says "no ebow". You jest, but I’ve done a couple passable demos in GarageBand. It’s a little lacking on mojo and key commands, but in a pinch it’s cool.

And tell Chad the mixer dude says “no ebow”.

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12707 michael lee Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:25:21 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12707 yeak Brekfast Club is a totally different thing. yeah. I'll grab it and get it back to you. yeak Brekfast Club is a totally different thing.

yeah. I’ll grab it and get it back to you.

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12706 corey Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:13:37 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12706 b-r-e-a-k-f-a-s-t. b-r-e-a-k-f-a-s-t.

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12704 corey Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:12:27 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12704 ah. I see. And Beth is leaving town so I can track for the weekend. I guess now I have to trash PT and start to climb the hill of that exhausting Garage Band learning curve. So much for tracking this weekend. So, Ahab, can I borrow my doobage? For those of you who are new to Addison Road, I used what they call a Pop (which is short for "<i>Popular</i>") Culture reference to a 1985 movie entitled <i>The Brekfast Club</i>. What I was really asking was, <i>Dear Friend Michael, by any chance have you finished using the ebow that I let you borrow last month? And if so, perchance could I get it back from you to polish up my mad ebow skillz before our dear friend Chad comes calling?</i>" ah. I see. And Beth is leaving town so I can track for the weekend. I guess now I have to trash PT and start to climb the hill of that exhausting Garage Band learning curve. So much for tracking this weekend.

So, Ahab, can I borrow my doobage?

For those of you who are new to Addison Road, I used what they call a Pop (which is short for “Popular“) Culture reference to a 1985 movie entitled The Brekfast Club. What I was really asking was, Dear Friend Michael, by any chance have you finished using the ebow that I let you borrow last month? And if so, perchance could I get it back from you to polish up my mad ebow skillz before our dear friend Chad comes calling?“

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12702 michael lee Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:22:41 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12702 That's because you were using ProTools, Corey. Stick is doing all of this on Fruity Loops and Garage Band. They're much more musical. That’s because you were using ProTools, Corey. Stick is doing all of this on Fruity Loops and Garage Band. They’re much more musical.

]]> By: corey http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12701 corey Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:20:55 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12701 um. yeah. IIIII'm gonna neeed you to send that back to meee... It never sounded like that when I owned it. um. yeah. IIIII’m gonna neeed you to send that back to meee…

It never sounded like that when I owned it.

]]> By: michael lee http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/2006/07/a-new-old-computer-comes-to-life/#comment-12698 michael lee Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:16:04 +0000 http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/?p=779#comment-12698 awwwwwwwww yeah. Show me the funk! Are you sure that wasn't leftover from one of Corey's sessions? awwwwwwwww yeah. Show me the funk!

Are you sure that wasn’t leftover from one of Corey’s sessions?

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