Oh, man. John Cleese announces the revocation of U.S. independence. My favorite bits:
#7 – All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
#11 – The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
#15 – You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.