Comments on: Top 10 Worst Reasons to Have A Kid

By: aly hawkins

aly hawkins — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:29:15 +0000

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t. That’s what makes it fun instead of scary.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:35:12 +0000

Heck, that’s reasons 12 and 13, too.

Letting someone know you actually love them gives them power over you. So it’s best to hide it whenever possible.

When I give something expensive to my son to carry (age 13), I usually say, “Careful… that thing’s worth more than you are.” He just smiles. I’m not sure he believes me.

By: aly hawkins

aly hawkins — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:37:09 +0000

Reason #11: You can’t show love and affection without insult and abuse.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 19:01:40 +0000

Oh, I know… I wasn’t being sarcastic… by now I’ve figured out that you only insult the ones you love.

Which, as far as I can see, may mean you love nearly everyone…

sigh

By: aly hawkins

aly hawkins — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:37:57 +0000

Phil, you ARE loved. I only call my dearest friends freaks.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:23:20 +0000

Nah, I’m not a mean drunk.

Ask anybody.

By: michael lee

michael lee — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 15:54:07 +0000

Phil, you’ve already been promoted to Full Professor. You would basically have to kill a dozen people with a bassoon reed to get fired. If ever you were going to admit to being a raging pot-head, now would be the time.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:15:30 +0000

Well… I was making a very weak connection between fish and Christians, but lions don’t eat fish, and anyway, I’ve always heard “don’t feed the bears”, not so much “don’t feed the lions”, so I was working around to the notion that maybe bears are lapsed catholics who’ve taken to eating Christians on Friday… but see, if i actually go there, this comment belongs on the religious map thread…. since it could explain the relative rarity of catholics in certain bear infested areas….

Upon re-reading, I fear that this may sound like I’ve been doing personal research on a certain movie plot I recently proposed… I think I’ll go open some windows and turn on the fan.

And Aly, dear, it was very kind of you to call me a FREAK on the other thread. I feel so loved.

By: Morphea

Morphea — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:56:50 +0000

“Feed the lions”? Please, god, let this not have anything to do with “baiting the bear” or your child Michael will die before you can say “rose from the dead on the third day.”

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:59:12 +0000

Oops… wrong thread.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:57:26 +0000

Sigh…. another winning movie script idea down the drain…

By: aly hawkins

aly hawkins — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:41:07 +0000

I wll not be sucked in. I will not be sucked in. I will not be…

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:22:10 +0000

Of course, lions eat Christians… on the other hand, bears eat fish (well, they do…sometimes. Let me stretch the metaphor here).

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:12:36 +0000

Is it OK to feed the bears?

By: michael lee

michael lee — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 23:45:42 +0000

please don’t feed the lions.

By: Morphea

Morphea — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 23:11:05 +0000

Oh, brother. Here we go again.

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 23:01:20 +0000

Maybe the best? And maybe… the only for some.

By: Jordo

Jordo — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 22:52:17 +0000

Hmm..so is

“She didn’t want an abortion” A worst reason to have a kid?

By: Chad

Chad — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 23:32:03 +0000

Oh man. This is getting like real time… and worse by the second.

By: Stick

Stick — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 23:31:30 +0000

Well, with all the rain, it’s pretty muddy around…