10. Can’t get into sweet Burger King playland ball-pit without one.

9. MySpace profile looked lame with friend count at “4,999”.

8. Well, somebody is gonna have to avenge your untimely death in a drunken bar brawl.

7. Looking to sell naming rights to GoldenPalace.com.

6. Your cult leader insisted.

5. Two words: Instant Carpool

Salty) Wife refuses to listen to your angry diatribes about post-modern art. Kid has no choice.

3. Potential kidney donor.

2. Seemed like the best way to quell media rumors about your impending breakup with Tom Cruise.

1. Already spent that sweet “Dependent Tax Credit” on World of Warcraft weapons upgrade.

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