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Phreaky Phriday: Thou Spleeny, Swag-Bellied Strumpet!

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on 28 April 2006

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I can just squeeze this in under the wire. Behold, The Shakespeare Insult Kit.

3 Responses to “Phreaky Phriday: Thou Spleeny, Swag-Bellied Strumpet!”

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1 Morphea
30 April 2006 at 9:29 am

Stand thee by, thou puking, knotty-pated mammet!
2 aly hawkins
30 April 2006 at 12:14 pm

Will do, thou qualling, onion-eyed canker-blossom!

This is kind of cathartic.
3 Ash
4 May 2006 at 1:32 pm

Honey, I thought we said some names were “just for us”?

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