World’s Shortest Personality Quiz
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Your Personality Profile |
 You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. |
I’m pretty sure Karl Barth would approve …
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.
[Cerise: OK - this is totally wrong.]
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
The World’s Shortest Personality Test
Uh oh….
Chad, you just made that up.
Wow, Chad. That’s freakishly accurate. From my shallow 24-hour assessment of you. Keep in mind that we were potted and then hung over for that entire period…
Cerise
So, Michael, do you think the assessment of you is more or less accurate? Seems like it to me. I’d be thrilled.
Michael Lee – so elegant, so brilliant. Mind like a weapon.
Cerise
Morphea! SHHHHH!!!! :)
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Mike, I didn’t make it up. It’s there.
Oof, sorry. Big mouth. Michael, touch base with Chad and delete my post if he deems it necessary. Yikes.
Oh heavens no. :)
I so rarely partake these days that I am not ashamed to disclose that I enjoyed a martini or two at the celebration of our friend’s 30th year. Not one thing happened that night for which we should be ashamed. Well… maybe Livin’ on a Prayer.
My dance interpretation of Otto Titsling must not go unmourned as well.
The fact that my sexy, beautiful, talented wife had to abstain from that aspect of the festivities was a bummer… but I am sure our unborn son appreciated it.
nothing says lovin like making sure your fetus only has one head …
Apparently, Mike and I were personality twins separated at birth…though I’m quite sure this profile applies more to him than me. (But still not 100% accurate…withdrawn? Michael? Yes, just as I shrug off most affection.)
October 14 was certainly good times, kids. I wish I could turn 30 every year. And I am glad about Ignacio Reisser having only one head. Must get it from his mother.
That’s Ignacio Juarez to you.
You are happy, driven, and status conscious.
You want everyone to know how successful you are.
Very logical, you see life as a game of strategy.
A bit of a loner, you prefer to depend on yourself.
You always keep your cool and your composure.
You are a born leader and business person.
this is comedy to me. Beth (or who some of you know as “the good 90 percent of our marriage) will most likely pee a little for laughing too hard when she reads it. “A born leader”? um… yeah… about that…
Ok, so I came up the same as Chad. Which is pure craziness. In fact, my wife would fall on her knees laughing if that was supposed to describe me. Keep the “dependable, and maybe creative on occasion, and pretty much the opposite of everything else… that’s more like it.
we should write our own personality quiz, where we just make up bizzare questions that have no bearing on anything, and no matter what you answer, your personality always comes out the same “You are a leader who works well under others, creative and intelligent, you like to spend time with others while preserving your independance, you are loyal and daring, a contemplative yet impulsive person, you like to see things done well, but are willing to let others have their say.”
I’d say that pretty much hits everyone.
You are blonde, blue eyed, and serious
You speak with a mild English lilt
You prefer loose fitting clothing in earth tones with blue accents
A bit of a loner, you prefer the company of twelve or less people
You frequently speak in parables
You see life as a cross you must bear
You rarely smile
You will soon be struck by lightning
You enjoy long walks on the beach.
Your name is not Chester.
You should have flossed tonight.
Your dog holds too high an opinion of you.
You have your underwear on inside-out.
You like Cap’n Crunch.
You get along with everone except that prick from the bank.
This is fun.
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you’re outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life…
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.
yes, that’s it. We’re all just trying to please Gretchen…
[laughing] You guys are too much. Gretchen, kudos to you for being pure. Pray tell, did you judge ME with a harsh eye? Because I wasn’t quite myself, you know. Damned two-buck-chuck.
Cerise
3 From The Archives brought this to my attention for the first time today…and yes, indeed I did fall to my knees with laughter ‘pon reading my husband’s profile.
For myself, I found the following quite ironic given the fact that moments ago I was yelling at my kids and demanding they go to their room. Perhaps that’s just the very same as “nurturing” and “a natural peacemaker.” Sure it is.
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you.